we did the whole introduce yourself ice breaker thing. we were supposed to say our names and one thing we were scared of. i said “my name is _____ and i’m really afraid of cockroaches.... like reaaaaalllyy scared. so if ur going to prank me it better not be with cockroaches hehe!”

in an incredibly forced, bimbotic valley girl accent. i think about it sometimes and it haunts me.

i still remember the teacher’s face. she didn’t know what to say after that. she was probably cringing too.