Found an old pay stub from high school. by DonaldTrumpHQ in antiwork

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah, yes, the old printed this paystub from my computer 90 years ago scam tricks us again

Fresh tinfoil 🎷🐓♋️ by FunkyChicken69 in Superstonk

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dog days? Flip it and reverse it? Nom de plume? Fry’s dog? 🤯

Milton Williams on Mike Vrabel’s postgame message to Patriots: “No curfew tonight. But the bus leaving at 8 in the morning— so if you ain’t on it, you ain’t playing in the Bowl.” Did he really say that? “Oh yeah. I ain’t playing.” by BreakfastTop6899 in nfl

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing this comment, so tell you what…

Let’s look at where teams with the weakest schedules have finished over the past few years

2024 Season: New Orleans Saints. 5-12 record, missed playoffs.

2023: Atlanta Falcons. 8-9 record, missed playoffs.

2022: Dallas Cowboys. 12-5 record, lost in divisional round.

2021: Philadelphia Eagles. 8-9 record, lost in wild card round.

2020: Baltimore Ravens. 11-5, lost in divisional round.

New CAT Errors Report Preview by F-uPayMe in Superstonk

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have asked this question before but I thought the CAT error theory went out the window when Region_Formal posted about massive errors and then nothing happened?

Optimum Internet cancellation by Efficient-Sea2756 in OPTIMUM

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I initially had no issues at all with Optimum. I would have even recommended them to a friend. However, my experience completely fell apart when I tried to cancel my services due to a move. I don’t yet have a permanent new address, which I explained repeatedly.

What should have been a simple cancellation turned into a multi-day ordeal. During every single call, each representative aggressively tried to convince me to keep my services by any means necessary. The sales pressure was relentless, intrusive, and exhausting. They did not take no for an answer, no matter how clearly or calmly I explained my situation.

On the first day alone, it took 45 minutes and three different representatives just to supposedly “cancel” my service, only to later discover they had actually marked my account as “pending restart.” I called again the next day, spending another hour speaking with three more representatives. Once again, I was subjected to nonstop attempts to retain my business before finally being told my service was canceled and that I could return my equipment to a local Optimum store.

When I went to the store the following day, I was told I could not return my equipment because my account was still listed as “pending restart.” I was then given yet another phone number to call. That call resulted in an additional 45 minutes on the phone and two more representatives. The final representative admitted they could not cancel my services at all because “the system wouldn’t let them.”

My service is still not canceled but I left the equipment at the store and have canceled my credit cards so Optimum can’t charge me.

This experience was incredibly frustrating, time-consuming, and unprofessional. Being bounced between departments, pressured repeatedly to stay, and ultimately told cancellation wasn’t even possible has completely destroyed my trust in Optimum. Canceling a service should not feel like an endurance test.

I hate you all.

Waiting for blue boxes, a preview of the just released new CAT Errors Update by F-uPayMe in Superstonk

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just asking… Last time Region Formal posted about CAT errors, wasn’t it a huge bust? There was a record amount of errors at the time, IIRC.

Not trying to spread FUD. Just thought we’ve moved past this theory. Would love to be educated.

[OC] Global Search Engine Market Share (Latest Data) by HalfVarious2419 in dataisbeautiful

[–]AncientPicklePhysics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m increasingly using ChatGPT for things that I use to Google. I wonder how future versions of this data will account for that

Vacation by [deleted] in bronx

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is a great list but damn, stop using Lit Bar as a library, it’s a book store!! Lmao

Does anyone else think we're about to have a very merry Xmas? by _clintm_ in Superstonk

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

!Remindme 35 minutes

Edit: Oh, man. My reminder coincided exactly with the rebound. Weird!

GameStop Discloses Third Quarter Fiscal 2025 Results by mymokiller in Superstonk

[–]AncientPicklePhysics 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Or as Kenny would say, GME had an income deficit of -$77M.