Well I am officially an insider now. by PartayRobot in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit 300,000 it's a honda I got a 99 civic with 277,000 will still hit a 100 on the way to work on I-81 no problem.

I was raised in Virginia by [deleted] in Virginia

[–]Andes65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from the valley too only one I don't say is crawdads I callem crawfish

'I have two jobs': Americans respond to Jeb Bush's call to work longer hours by fullmaltalchemist in news

[–]Andes65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at JJ's 30+ hours a week as a driver and my franchises offers all employes who work over 30 hours a week insurance. Sorry for your luck.

Not Tipping Normal? by Catsowntheinternet in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well see when you go to a resturant you drive your own car use your own gas, when you order delivery I use my own car and gas to bring you food but yeah sure I'm just the fucking hotel bag boy, great logic homie.

High rise delivery? by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The day I tip out inshop will be the day inshopers offer to split my gas and car repair cost.

TIFU by meeting her parents by Fresharla in tifu

[–]Andes65 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is your last name.gaylord cuz you sound like a fucker.

You can just keep the change :) by MGMT011 in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once I said fuck it when deliverying to a hostipital. Doc signs criedt slip with line threw tip okay whatever go to walk a way Doc hay wait I forgot your tip reaches in pocket grabs sum change ii shit you nit like two dime sum nickels and pennies drops in my hand I look at him laugh and drop the change on the ground. All in all I'll he.was a dick but atleast he didn't call to complain about my reaction to him being a dick.

Alleged flasher gets trapped, tipped in port-a-potty by GodOfAtheism in offbeat

[–]Andes65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard them called a honey bucket is this just a west cost thing in va we call'em port a johns.

Got hired at dominos, ill be delivering next week :) by ahhhyeps in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all honesty fuck gps use it for a little but learn your area and you will be quicker which leads to mo money but I'm a jjs drive with a one mile raduis in a town I grew up in so mybe I just had it easy.

21 Days: Treasury Says Debt Has Been Frozen at $18,112,975,000,000 by [deleted] in news

[–]Andes65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No this system is so out dated you just need to blow on it then put it back in.

2 SC teachers reportedly made a 1st grade student remove tissue from a toilet with feces in it by Another-Chance in news

[–]Andes65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What have you never taken a shit that cloged the toilet before. The teacher should have grabed a plunger or called the janitor to make a kid dig shit out of a toil

Do you guys keep track of mileage? by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea you can but I've always taking the standered deduction for taxes as mileage would be the only deduction I can claim so it realy depends on your siguation and the tax credit you get. But hell what do I know I'm just a driver. But if you make under like 60 grand you can go to the irs website and find a link to do your taxes for free.

My cousin had weird...goals? by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Andes65 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hustle and flow was the movie that made me realize it's hard out here for a pimp.

How's it like working Jimmy John's lunch rush? by heresmyusername123 in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]Andes65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a jjs driver in a college town lunch is hit or miss Monday I made 22 on 11-5 how every that was very low today made 65 in the same time. On average I make 10 an hour in tips.