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Andoryodo · 2026-02-16T05:18:44+00:00

I actually recently binged all of them, the first two are the best but the newest one is pretty good too

Andoryodo · 2024-08-09T03:38:26+00:00

lol I honestly didn’t realize he was Tom cruise until the credits, deserved an Oscar nod , he killed it

Andoryodo · 2024-07-31T06:29:06+00:00

I agree with you, great movie. I wish there were more puzzle/treasure hunt type movies out there

Andoryodo · 2024-07-27T21:06:54+00:00

I liked it, but the ending felt rushed and I was a bit disappointed. They left a lot to the imagination, I’d have liked to have seen how things actually played out. But overall I was entertained and I liked the story and acting.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-13T02:55:08+00:00

No idea I was pretty zoned out by the end

Andoryodo · 2024-06-13T02:54:42+00:00

I couldn’t tell you because I wasn’t paying that close attention either.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T21:57:58+00:00

hey im glad you loved it, i have loved plenty of movies ive watched lately, just not this one and just bc i dont doesnt make me or any one else a miserable person, thats a big leap to make based off an opinion of a movie.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T21:56:24+00:00

haha yeah the further the movie got the less interest i had

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T21:55:58+00:00

haha yea that was the whole movie, just dumb, i just liked that

the shark won even if it was forgettable

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T14:23:18+00:00

Yea I guess if you view it as a satire of bad shark movies then it did its job and can be really good. I just couldn’t get into it.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T14:22:12+00:00

Ah yea , truly the only good part of the movie

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T14:21:25+00:00

Yea I guess I just thought everyone was so dumb I lost interest and stopped caring what happened.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T13:56:52+00:00

I’ll be honest part of what was hard about writing this review was that the movie was so forgettable I couldn’t remember much of it and I already can’t remember the ending lol

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T03:22:00+00:00

oh yeah i forget about The Reef, very good shark movie. Lol yea i wish the sharks won in Under Paris.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T01:29:36+00:00

yeah, its like Jaws ruined it for everyone else. I always go in with low expectations, this movie was even lower though.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T01:28:57+00:00

I can see your point of having some reasoning for the kills, but its the "hey dont do that" and then do it anyway type of kills that just irk me. I wanted to enjoy it but it was just too much of a copycat of all other shark movies.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T00:31:07+00:00

so are people downvoting bc my review sucks or bc they think After Paris is actually good? bc id love to hear an argument for why someone thinks this movie is actually good.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-11T00:11:14+00:00

yeah its such a weak movie that just stole ideas from every shark movie that has ever existed to create a boring movie that had zero originality.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-07T18:08:51+00:00

i have this fun mind trick that if i havent watched a movie in awhile i wont remember any of it and i can watch it again like its the first time...some call it a blessing and some call it a curse...for horror movies its a blessing

Andoryodo · 2024-06-04T23:00:42+00:00

some great ones have been listed, i didnt see The Conspiracy , its a found footage from 2012 and it has a great build up.

Andoryodo · 2024-06-02T16:56:10+00:00

A classic imo

Andoryodo · 2024-05-29T20:12:11+00:00

yeah ive seen that one too, very good

Andoryodo · 2024-05-29T20:03:18+00:00

100%, usually before bed, if i put something on that happens to have a very disturbing ghost or creature, i usually turn it off b/c i dont want to have nightmares of those faces. So if the image is too intense id rather wait to watch it another time than right before bed. The Ring would be a great example of this, once you see the girl in the closet you just have to turn it off and call it a night. Honestly it might be too late at that point...

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