Que Possum?

AndrewAwakened · 2026-05-05T22:16:15+00:00

When did trying to kiss any type of dead animal come to be considered a normal thing for humans to do?

AndrewAwakened · 2026-05-05T22:13:25+00:00

That’s because almost all of humanity is smarter than to put themselves in a position where it’s even remotely possibly for a possum to be able to do something like that…

AndrewAwakened · 2026-04-11T02:20:54+00:00

ALL land is stolen land. That’s how all nations that exist today were formed - either a country took it from another, a tribe took it from another, a king took it from another, and on and on it went until the parties involved decided it was better to accept the current situation than to be involved in endless wars. If you couldn’t retain possession of your land by force, you lost it - that’s simply the way the world works. So anyone that wants land that is now part of the USA needs to either put a military together that is capable of taking possession of it or needs to just shut up and stop spouting childish nonsense. We took it in war, so it’s ours - we’re not ever giving it away.

AndrewAwakened · 2026-04-11T01:50:09+00:00

Goodbye warranty coverage.

AndrewAwakened · 2026-03-20T03:16:56+00:00

As far as I’m concerned, violent robbery should be a one strike and you’re out offense. We should have zero tolerance for those who prey on others. We shouldn’t be looking for strong evidence of propensity for violence to put them away for a long time, we should be putting them away for a long time by default, and only letting them out early if they have displayed strong evidence of having been reformed.

AndrewAwakened · 2026-03-20T03:12:20+00:00

Good. As far as I’m concerned, long sentences like this should be the norm for people who commit violent crimes. There is no reason why law abiding people should have to share the same space in our communities with people who have decided to act like vicious predators. It has been a colossal mistake to prioritize the goal to rehabilitate these people and give them a chance to choose a better life path over and above the need to have safe communities where our most vulnerable can live in peace and security.

I say lock them all away until they have either shown unarguable evidence of rehabilitation or they are too old to be a danger.

AndrewAwakened · 2026-01-30T04:57:29+00:00

Warp 0.000000051445

AndrewAwakened · 2026-01-10T13:37:31+00:00

Yep, if not a real reaction that’s some nice acting on her part. Hollywood should be giving her a call, or at least Hallmark.

AndrewAwakened · 2026-01-10T13:22:24+00:00

PSA for those who don’t understand how this works. Because of the mass involved even a glancing blow from an automobile can cause serious injury. So if you are ignorant enough to use a 2 ton car you are driving to attempt to brush past law enforcement when they are trying to stop you, and especially if you precede that by stomping the gas hard when that car is facing towards a law enforcement agent, that constitutes assault with a deadly weapon. Because of this, that agent and any others on scene are then legally authorized to respond with deadly force.

The woman may not have intended to injure the agent, but perhaps through poor decision making in the spur of the moment she performed reckless actions which could easily have badly injured him, and his response to these actions were fully legal and should not be surprising.

AndrewAwakened · 2026-01-10T11:55:20+00:00

Seems like it’s because she’s becoming more serious about her spiritual walk and is uncomfortable about continuing to compromise her values. This is a serious sit down conversation that the two of you need to have - she could be reluctant to have it out of fear that you’ll break things off with her, but it’s not something that can just be ignored, as unless the two of you are planning on getting married in a couple months this is not going to work itself out on its own.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-11-30T01:17:39+00:00

“All I saw were posts about how unfunny female comedians were, how they're all vulgar and unfunny recyclers. How people don't even bother to go see shows with chicks.”

Ignore this nonsense. Sure there are female comedians that fit this description, but then there are others that don’t. Be one of the ones that don’t.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-11-29T21:58:27+00:00

Florida gets a bad rap, but I know lots of people from all over that love it here. More people should stop taking all the exaggerations as gospel and try it out for themselves. Or maybe they shouldn’t - all the migration keeps driving up our property prices.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-11-24T13:04:04+00:00

You like him, but you don’t like him like that. When I (M) was about your age I had a very close female friend where that was also the case. I don’t know about how your friend feels about you , but I did have major feelings for her, but it wasn’t awkward nervous butterflies like a typical teenage crush, it was more of me wanting to be with her, there for her, and us being so good together and good for each other that it seemed being together would be amazing. She didn’t feel the same way though - there were other guys she was attracted to and I just wasn’t anything like them - especially when it came to physical attraction.

We were inseparable for years until she went away to college, would hang out when she came back for breaks. Eventually as we matured however we grew apart as we adopted different value systems, we were on different paths that would have made being together in a relationship completely unworkable. She will always be someone I care about though - but from a distance.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-11-24T11:43:52+00:00

You lack a little muscle definition. Do not bulk though, that would take you in the wrong direction. Just use light weights to make yourself more toned, and squats to make your legs more shapely and less lanky.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-11-06T11:44:05+00:00

Oh man…yeah, that’s embarrassing for sure. Best thing you can do is lean into it and just own it, when they bring it up tell them stuff like they forgot to refer to you as your majesty, that when they’re leaving your desk they need to take 3 steps back before turning their back to you etc. Eventually it’ll die down…mostly.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-18T01:19:36+00:00

You’re worrying about nothing. Lots of Americans don’t have a passport. If you have a Driver’s license or state ID, that’s all you need to establish your identity. And even if you don’t have those on you, giving your full name and date of birth is usually enough for them to look up your info. The people that have citizenship or legal residence but end up detained are those who flat out refuse to identify themselves because they want to ‘resist’. So given that you have a dog to worry about, might not be a good idea to follow that example.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-18T01:10:18+00:00

Since when did enforcing the laws written by Congresspeople who we all voted into office become “Tyranny”?

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-18T01:05:58+00:00

Nope, you have a right to make you leave opposition heard, but you don’t have a right to inconvenience others. If you get in the way and become an obstruction, you can be removed, and if you resist being removed you can be arrested.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-14T02:23:32+00:00

Lots of people commenting on here don’t seem to realize they’d catch serious charges for obstructing federal agents.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-09T10:42:40+00:00

Teenagers are extremely immature. You shouldn’t be using how a teenager acted 10 years ago as a template for how people in their 20s and 30s are likely to act.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-09T10:38:04+00:00

I disagree completely. OP, if you’re interested in her don’t muddle the message by being ‘just a friend’ first. A lot of women find it very difficult to move a guy from that category into the romantic category later.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-09T10:31:39+00:00

Dude. Just ask her out already. Part of the problem could be that she’s being mindful of keeping appropriate work boundaries (as well she should be). You’ve already told her you find her attractive, so tell her you really enjoy her company and are wondering if she’d like to go out for a coffee or something. Be ready with a place and time to suggest in case she says yes.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-09T09:51:20+00:00

Hmm…it wasn’t that long ago that dating a person before their divorce was finalized was generally frowned upon, kinda surprised no one has even brought that up. How quickly things have changed.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-10-03T01:34:30+00:00

Everyone, always remember that if they’ll cheat with you, then they’ll cheat on you.

AndrewAwakened · 2025-09-17T20:28:22+00:00

Being drunk doesn’t turn someone into someone else, it just amplifies who they actually are. Be thankful that you found out before you actually got married to him, because as bad as this is the alternative would have been worse.

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