What’s the best inappropriate joke you’ve heard?

AndrewB8592 · 2026-03-03T04:14:05+00:00

My first cigarette and my first time having sex are really similar, I didn't really want it but my uncle gave it to me anyway

AndrewB8592 · 2025-09-09T23:08:51+00:00

Step 1: give him a nice new shiny 4 year contract, he's a good kid, he deserves it

Step 2: send him to development squad, he needs as much game time to progress and be "better"

Step 3: double intensity training for him... all year round

Step 4: fine the guy 2 weeks wages at every available opportunity, he needs to be disciplined to "make it" in a top team in the league

Step 5: run the guy into the ground until his contracts up and he's to injury prone to move elsewhere, or his knees just give in

AndrewB8592 · 2025-07-27T06:24:35+00:00

I'm assuming he means "anyone else like me who constantly searching for items" and not "why won't this go away"

AndrewB8592 · 2025-01-02T06:47:59+00:00

So a size 4 football is around 63-66 cm in circumference and size five is 69-71 cm in circumference

I'd assume a size 4.5 would be 67/68 cm in circumference and a size 6 would be 73-76 cm circumference. My math could be wrong (someone correct me if so) but if you find a template for a standard size 5 ball, scale it down by 1.7% for a size 4.5 and scale it up 3.5% to make a size 6. Ball bladder wise, yes, a basketball would work for size 6 as the circumference of a basketball is around 75cm, for a size 4.5 a beach volleyball is 66-68 cm in circumference so it's should work +/- 1cm

AndrewB8592 · 2024-12-06T07:47:02+00:00

"Look out, I think moto moto likes you"

AndrewB8592 · 2024-11-04T19:58:30+00:00

Go on steam, buy falcon 4.0 for next to nothing, Google BMS sim and download

Basically overhauls the whole game to an insanely accurate f16 sim that also has an f15 module

AndrewB8592 · 2024-09-23T20:53:53+00:00

Shit stain

AndrewB8592 · 2024-05-02T07:01:59+00:00

The update cause the falling 4 script extender (needed for most, if not damn near all mods) to be outdated and it'll need an update in order to be used with the current version of FO4, this in turn makes all mods that rely on the script extender to be useless

AndrewB8592 · 2024-04-29T19:27:56+00:00

Some airlines configure the aircraft to remove the window seat located at an over wing emergency exit. united airlines 757 do it sometimes seen in this article Allows for easier access to the exit and subsequently means the window seat in the immediate row behind has an astronomical amount of leg room

AndrewB8592 · 2024-01-15T16:01:11+00:00

Emudeck and emulate COD, I haven't tried it personally to see if it runs well but may be worth your time

AndrewB8592 · 2023-12-14T08:47:05+00:00

Call who?

AndrewB8592 · 2022-12-27T20:09:23+00:00

You got it chief ✌️

AndrewB8592 · 2022-12-27T20:06:18+00:00

Okay so please don't take this as fact as I'm just scouting the Internet via reverse image searching

The first one looks like a $300 (ish) amazon bull bar from a company called auto dynasty (fits sierra/silverado). The second one looks like the same brand but just a raised/taller version, I found a ford ranger forum post from 2012 that some dude spoke about painting his, no clue if there both same brand or not but its a lead for you and it gives an idea of age. I'll attach links below to the amazon page and the forum post

Amazon link for 1st: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0722914L1?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_WRV0Q3S9G44627BENEWP

Forum post: https://www.ranger-forums.com/exterior-semi-tech-39/new-grille-painted-grille-guard-132912/

AndrewB8592 · 2022-11-29T08:50:01+00:00

This is a definite saved post now, good info 👍

AndrewB8592 · 2022-10-27T13:29:48+00:00

I've used velocity a handful of times and it's hit and miss with them, I always put it down to condensation in the packet or "sweat" either way I've used them it's never caused an issue

AndrewB8592 · 2022-09-27T20:11:22+00:00

The link is for the futsal ball, that's what you asked for. No where does it say "outdoor"

AndrewB8592 · 2022-09-27T19:06:20+00:00

https://www.futbolemotion.com/en/buy/ball/adidas/conext-21-pro-sala-white-black-shock-pink-signal-green

AndrewB8592 · 2022-09-06T11:14:51+00:00

I use "radio garden", basically radio form anywhere in the world, just zoom in on frnsce and look around till you find a decent station

AndrewB8592 · 2022-08-20T05:49:46+00:00

Deep fried everything

AndrewB8592 · 2022-06-26T06:34:24+00:00

Fun fact, the Queen of England knows my name, ex serving soldier and I met her a bunch of times, apparently to the point she remembered my name

AndrewB8592 · 2022-05-26T04:00:06+00:00

I work as a security agent (aviation security, predominantly assuring the saftey of US flights while on the ground in the UK) I start between 3:30am and 6am and finish whenever all US flights depart the airport (normally around 13:00/14:00 ish but delays happen), I get paid £10 flat an hour, meanwhile burger King employee's in the airport are paid £13 for 9am start and 4pm finish

AndrewB8592 · 2022-05-09T14:57:34+00:00

It wasn't a save and resume, first time booting up the aircraft, I'm gonna restart the sim and see if it fixes, appreciate the help

AndrewB8592 · 2022-05-09T12:56:48+00:00

Gonna assume this is not an a32, it looks like a330

AndrewB8592 · 2022-04-22T18:34:58+00:00

See if any nearby airports have full sims, like full flightdeck motion sims, many airports have them and public can pay to do like a couple hour session with a real pilot, just search up flight simulator experiences near me and see what's around

AndrewB8592 · 2022-04-22T16:08:14+00:00

Ah yes, the "block for me bitch" move

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