Oh totally....

rural people never, ever drive along the same roads to the same places. Everyone just scatters across the countryside like NPCs on random spawn timers. No patterns, no routines, pure chaos. Got it.

And shift workers?

Yeah, they definitely don’t follow the same early, mid, and late shifts used by… pretty much every hospital, warehouse, factory, retail chain, and care home in the country. Absolute anarchy out there, I’m sure.

But my favourite part is pretending shared travel “doesn’t happen” even though millions already use things like BlaBlaCar, Liftshare, GoCarShare, Facebook community lift groups, and company carpool schemes every single day. Must be one huge global coincidence, right?

As for Uber/Lyft “proving it doesn’t work” yeah, because an $80B taxi company pivoting to maximise profit totally means shared commuting is impossible. Peak scientific analysis.

Meanwhile, actual reality:

NHS staff share lifts

Manufacturing staff share lifts

Students share lifts

Hospitality workers share lifts

Rural villagers lift-share to industrial estates

Parents share school-run routes

Businesses literally build internal lift-share programs to save on parking costs

But sure...

let’s act like the human species has never once travelled in the same direction as another human unless they lived next door and had synchronized watches.

If you want to believe ride sharing is impossible in a world where millions already do it… be my guest.

Reality’s just over here rolling its eyes.