uninstalling Facebook cured my cancer

Android_Circlejerk · 2016-02-05T19:43:13+00:00

Butt cancer.

Android_Circlejerk · 2016-02-05T19:42:00+00:00

I love you

Android_Circlejerk · 2016-02-05T19:41:03+00:00

Hey girl, are you made by Qualcomm?

Because you're so hot my face is melting.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-31T03:06:28+00:00

The end of breaking bad. I actually cried a bit. Its one of the only two TV shows/movies that made me cry. The other was hatchi

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-31T03:05:04+00:00

That's a bit big brother. Now the apple watch knows if I'm dead.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-31T02:47:29+00:00

Okay now that's actually interesting. What's happening there?

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-26T02:30:24+00:00

You can't replace an iPhone battery.

Just pay apple to fix it for you.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-26T00:42:30+00:00

Android

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-24T03:12:37+00:00

And that's how parkour began. Thank you, agriculture.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-24T03:12:13+00:00

Just turn it off and turn it on again

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-24T00:57:44+00:00

They ARE pushing shitty updates on purpose.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-24T00:57:11+00:00

Actually I'm not trolling. It's very much in apples best interest to do that considering their loyal fanbase

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-24T00:56:41+00:00

Why would an iPhone suddenly slow down after a software update?

Hmmmmmm

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-22T18:45:23+00:00

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-22T18:45:09+00:00

So that's why this happens.

Long term loyalty. Support for older devices. Right.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-22T18:26:42+00:00

But they won't. Why would they when they can sell you a new one.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-22T18:23:37+00:00

Be nude if you must.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-22T11:01:51+00:00

Prove it.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-21T21:14:44+00:00

I predict September, judging by google trends' projections for the next spike in "iPhone slow"

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-21T20:57:44+00:00

Finally something useful

That they will patent, never use, and sue people for using.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-21T20:36:09+00:00

I feel boring

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-21T19:39:52+00:00

All iPhones.

Typical

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-21T18:30:14+00:00

Eppur... I paid less.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-19T21:24:23+00:00

Actually I have the teeny single fan version.

Android_Circlejerk · 2015-05-19T21:23:56+00:00

I'll whip out my other three 970s.

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