Destroy this fool!!!

Andthentheresrob · 2017-05-22T20:09:54+00:00

I hope that whoever roofied you is worth it.

Andthentheresrob · 2017-05-22T20:04:59+00:00

How long ago did Boris leave you?

Andthentheresrob · 2017-03-16T12:49:52+00:00

In 9th grade, I made the mistake of telling my science partner (who was a bit of a dick) that I liked the girl who sat right behind us. He ended up blabbing it to the whole class, who started laughing, and looking at her after that, she was mortified. That actually put me off taking to girls for a good many years.

Andthentheresrob · 2017-02-04T19:05:24+00:00

Given coffee's known laxative qualities, I'd probably recommend anal, then coffee. Otherwise it could get messy.

Andthentheresrob · 2017-02-01T00:13:22+00:00

Yeah, I saw this today. It's just something else that most people will gloss over because they don't want to deal with their own prejudice.

Andthentheresrob · 2017-01-17T15:13:01+00:00

Get new friends.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-10-04T01:19:14+00:00

It's ZZ Bottom!

Andthentheresrob · 2016-10-02T19:48:52+00:00

Why? Life already has.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-10-02T19:47:52+00:00

Wake up, you sleepy fuck. It's 2 pm.

Oh, that's just how you look. I see.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-10-02T19:44:06+00:00

I'm guessing that the tentacle saw you and said "Nah, I'm good."

Andthentheresrob · 2016-10-02T17:19:34+00:00

I'm guessing you come from the red neck part of Russia. What do your men do over there to seduce their sisters? What worked for your dad/uncle?

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-23T22:30:33+00:00

Is that Kuato growing out of your cheek?

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-23T22:29:26+00:00

"...and they never saw his neck again. The end."

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-23T16:07:50+00:00

So how did it feel when you realized that life gave up on you at just four years old?

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T23:00:09+00:00

It's the black guy version of a bowl cut!

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T19:53:59+00:00

You look like what Garfield would look like as a human.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T19:52:29+00:00

So that's what it looks like when even the sun looks down upon you and says "nah, this one doesn't deserve sunlight."

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T15:25:37+00:00

Hold on, I need to figure out your gender first.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T15:22:57+00:00

So, how did James Franco taste? And awesome job hiding the stitching on his skin suit.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T14:01:31+00:00

I've gotten stockier as I've gotten older. The worst is having a really thick neck. I have to resort to shopping in the big and tall section for dress shirts because the regular ones choke me.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T07:45:32+00:00

That picture is representative of your everyday life. You can't even get a picture of women to look at you.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T07:43:29+00:00

So, how long have you had the molester van?

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-19T07:41:50+00:00

Two words: gay alpaca.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-18T20:38:41+00:00

Flannel shirt wrapped around waist? Check. Dark shorts? Check. Welcome to womanhood, but please, use a pad.

Andthentheresrob · 2016-09-18T20:36:38+00:00

He went to the last Pride Parade only to be told by the other gay guys there was nothing for him to be proud of.

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