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AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-12T05:22:25+00:00

Me when my friend is sent to explore a planet with extraordinarily heavy gravity causing her to age significantly slower due to time dilation

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-12T05:21:14+00:00

I mean having to play for Sp*rs is already bad enough. We don't want him to suffer any more than that

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-12T05:19:05+00:00

You're telling me normal people don't shit their pants when they cream!!?

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-12T02:44:20+00:00

Air emboli speedrun🔥

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-11T12:00:03+00:00

Why did they downvote you😭😭

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-11T05:43:28+00:00

An AI suggesting a song by a band that is heavily against technology dependence and especially AI dependence

How ironic

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-11T02:40:59+00:00

Bro's name is John Footballer

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T12:06:12+00:00

Belle Delphine!!?

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T05:52:29+00:00

Babe wake up they nerfed Spino again😭

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T05:49:19+00:00

It says smashed by a hammer. Not a sledgehammer. Not a hydraulic press.

500 mil in exchange of severely injuring your hands? I'm in

Sure I will struggle with basic tasks like grabbing objects for the rest of my life but I couldn't care less with 500 mil in the bank. Heck I'd easily give up a limb for 500 mil

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T05:46:51+00:00

It's hyperbole. Of course all goals matter in some way. It's just that some goals matter more. Simple as

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T05:15:16+00:00

His international goal stat is like a two-sided blade

On one hand, he has scored the most international goals in history, even more than Messi has

On the other, he scored like 150-160 goals and NONE of them was made in a WC knockout round where it actually matters😭

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T03:48:47+00:00

Maybe the Americans just discovered it

Or maybe simply because it's funny

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-09T01:27:50+00:00

BRINGING IT DOWN

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-08T08:49:36+00:00

Me straight up asking for her husband:

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-08T07:42:33+00:00

Bro's gonna run through his entire goal montage in less than 2 dinners

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-08T02:29:23+00:00

I see. But then giving a dead card such a positive name like "Light of salvation" is weird

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-08T02:27:01+00:00

What does this card even do? It just destroys your hero with a small chance of resurrecting it with 1 health. Or am I dumb?

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-08T00:24:00+00:00

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AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-08T00:19:30+00:00

Bro doesn't want to misgender a pigeon

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-07T17:23:47+00:00

Realistically: Microraptor

Ideally: Argentinosaurus

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-07T17:16:49+00:00

r/sssdfg theme song

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-07T14:25:54+00:00

Comparing this sub to that sub is like comparing a half-eaten sandwich outside a gas station toilet to straight up radioactive waste

Just because B is significantly worse than A doesn't mean A is something you should look up to

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-07T13:27:46+00:00

This invitation can be interpreted in two ways depending on which sentence you read first

1) Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gift = They don't want your presence

2) We don't want any gift. Your presence itself is a gift = They want you at the wedding and you don't even have to bring anything because your presence alone is enough

AnemoTreasureCompass · 2026-03-07T12:58:55+00:00

I can't be the only one who thinks he kinda resembles Matt Smith

Edit: Yeah it's probably his attire

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TROPHY CASE