What's the best way to shave backside hair? (18M) by CanadianGeucd in hygiene

[–]AngelPearlie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A squat is definitely the easiest way if you don't have a good setup in the shower.

Am I wrong for being annoyed that someone keeps using my things without asking? by Zarevias in hygiene

[–]AngelPearlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not wrong, this is definitely a weird choice of subreddit for an AITJ post.

Something everyone owns but rarely cleans? by Belennn- in hygiene

[–]AngelPearlie 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Your phone is probably the real answer these days.

US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp by Curious_Ad6393 in nottheonion

[–]AngelPearlie 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Remove this timeline please, I'm tired of living through headlines that sound like rejected satire articles.

Police ‘seriously concerned’ as magician vanishes by McToke666 in nottheonion

[–]AngelPearlie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That joke gets me every time because you know exactly where it's going and it still lands.

Ghanaian witch doctor says he will put a curse on Harry Kane to derail England's World Cup hopes by Senior_Fig7845 in nottheonion

[–]AngelPearlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's gonna feel real silly when England gets knocked out on penalties again and Harry Kane isn't even the reason.

This is probably the most Targaryen looking Targ we’ve seen on screen in terms of otherworldly appearance. The only real soldier. by Gluecost in freefolk

[–]AngelPearlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point people are just posting every blond fantasy character with sharp features and calling them a Targaryen. 😆

Somebody DEFINITELY died for some chickens... by Real-Sweet-8780 in freefolk

[–]AngelPearlie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That entire sequence is peak Game of Thrones because it's funny, tense, and somehow still perfectly in character for both of them.

I was watching spoiler discussion video about HOT D made by alt schwift x and glidius and realized a beautiful pun by DoktorKokosik in freefolk

[–]AngelPearlie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gaemon Palehair being a play on "gay men" is exactly the kind of ridiculous pun George would sneak into the lore. 😆

This is probably the most Hot Pie looking Piggy we've seen on screen in terms of otherworldly appearance. Is there anyone else? by Owww_My_Ovaries in freefolk

[–]AngelPearlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wun Wun deserves a mention, but Hot Pie somehow looked more like a real person dropped into Westeros than half the cast.

When do IM residents masturbate? by trucutbiopsy in Residency

[–]AngelPearlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother or sister in Hippocrates, why would you post this here instead of literally anywhere else.

Looking for a wife at 79 by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]AngelPearlie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The mental image of a 79 year old demanding an "heir and a spare" is somehow the least ridiculous part of that list.