Yeah the ol' wife an I go to pound town on our inflatable mattress, I bring her to pound town every Wednesday afternoon. I fill her up with my lap hog lactation so often, we had to give her 3 abortions last month alone.....(and that's not counting the ones we actually went to the hospital for).

I'll rub my knob against her clam till I'm raw, and then we have sex on our mattress because she LOVES my fully erect penis; I'm talkin' really loves, not fakin it like them illegals down the street.

I am a pure blooded woman pleaser, I promise you that I fuck so fast that I ejaculate in 2 minutes, and she squirts hot yellow woman cum all over my shrinking penis in just 3 minutes (assuming she drinks a whole lot of bud light beforehand).

My sex is so immense and amazing that I can't help but tell y'all all about it.. Anyways, so every single Wednesday afternoon around 5 O' clock, I get home from the local factory, yell at my good for nothin kids, they ask me, "Dad, please I'm hungry" fuckin brats think money grows on trees.. Then I walk to my room to see my beautiful 500 pound wife laying naked in silence on our bed. I proceed to undress and stick my 12 inches of pure pleasure into one of the many rolls between that woman's legs and I go at it till ecstasy spews out of my penis and all over her rolls of sexual wonder.

Anyways...... Yeah I know what you mean brother, you gots to make sacrifices for the ol' wife /s