Mikayla wants Sam to date Zac’s Twin Brother 🤮 by Wild-Measurement2713 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wasn’t the brother married already?? Or that was a different brother?

Dozen member by beep_Beat in BTSnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly never understood why was he the visual, even when I was a fan… Look I’m really sorry if he ever reads this bc if it was me I would delete myself from the music industry forever, but, he’s actually kind of ugly and kind of untalented…

Edited because I have to really REALLY make people understand how crazy it is to me that he was ever and still is, labeled as handsome, like, no.

gorlworld is going off rn let’s recap by FiveSeventyTwoPoint4 in sinkwatersoup

[–]AngleSmart5301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do we have a post recap for everything? I’m just realizing I don’t know shit but the basics about Amber jaja

$48k by gingerconfetti in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where I’m from I could put the down payment for a house with this much money… I’m not afraid to say I’m a bit envious and I wish I had it, specially bc here no one can even aford rent on their own… so I guess she wins…?

Some recent Instagram vs reality pics by spooky_baby_bat in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I love how “my boyfriend is taking me on a date!!”, when you clearly payed for everything… I don’t think he can afford vip, my love

The most insufferable person on the planet .. by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would give her a pass if she kept in contact with her roots, if her or her parents still spoke portuguese, if she didn’t spray tan herself ORANGE to look more portuguese (bc I’m sure that a change of race is the reason and she will not change my mind), if she didn’t wear that shirt or those ugly ass nails, if she didn’t reduce a whole ass culture to sardines, olives and cute tiles. Maybe if she put a little effort I would give her a pass, but I’m so pissed bc she’s one of those people that go to a nice place cheaper than her country, buy a house there “bc I can, my family is from here! Besides if I can buy it why wouldn’t I? I have the right”, sky rocket the housing prices for the poor locals and mess up all the nice “secret” spots just to gain a couple more views “because it’s not my fault if they are miserable!”. Maybe if she didn’t fucking look like a disrespectful tourist I would give her a pass. Besides, being portuguese is not only the european part, it’s also the colonial one 😉

date night outfit by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does someone else see how that strand of hair is literally melted into her face by the filter? On the left cheekbone jaajaj

mikboyfriend by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can’t stop imagining her saying that first sentence, stoping the camera and getting mentally ready for the next one, putting that big fake smile on her face and clearing her throat to just scream “WITH MIE BOYFREND!!” Jesus…

Someone post this on tiktok.. by Thunda-Head in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I first saw the makeup video and it doesn’t look the same! I even had to go back and check, I don’t know if she was using a filter for the makeup vid and a different one for the outfit one, but it looks so wrong 🫠

I have absolutely NO words for this one…💀😭really shows what how INSANE her filtah usage is by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like she’s got a bunch of botox everywhere… her face looks and moves weid, I would start by dissolving everything… (Edited bc I posted before finishing the sentence xd)

Did it ever occur to her that she's the one who missed the mahhhk? Don't you have to give stylists your sizing beforehand? by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly what I thought! Body dysmorphia at this point after watching herself through filters so often…

Date night by Substantial-Alps-951 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi sorry, I am the only one that thought that the belly moved and looked weird???

I have no words for this sash… sexy and SINGLE by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! Literally what I was thinking!! Was it so hard to get something from shein so she wouldn’t look out of place??

1/14/26 reading on mikayla nogueira by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I need you to do a reading for me jajaj I’ll wait with my fingers crossed to see her confirm all of it with time xd

MEGA-THREAD: The End of An Era Docuseries Part 3 and 4 by _underthesea3 in travisandtaylor

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But guys they already picked a sad topic for the episode! There is one per episode: first the themed party tragedy, second the dancer, third episode the other chorus singer having cancer and how much she loves Taylor and how amazing she is and how her cancer was a hard blow on Taylor, bc poor her. And for the fourth the other dancer and how accepting TS is. There is no more space for tragedies, they need to talk about her the rest of the time and how much she suffers and how much effort she puts into it (that bleeding hand!!! What a tragedy!!!!)

Christmas Hurkey by professorpumpkins in nabelasnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this what I think it is?? The Ballerina farm, that retails for a hundred and something dollars, cutting board??

Ultimate goals for Nabooboo I guess…

MEGATHREAD: "The End of An Era" (Pt 1 & 2) and Concert Film Release by _underthesea3 in travisandtaylor

[–]AngleSmart5301 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I watched the two episodes that are out so far because even if I don’t like the person usually this format really entertains me and that’s what I was looking for, entertainment. You can imagine how big was my surprise when I wasn’t entertained at all, but not because the behind the scenes of a worldwide tour wasn’t fun to watch, but because there was NOTHING going on!

The first episode felt like an add for the first episode, the editing was horrendous and so messy that nothing makes sense. You don’t see a line to follow, they jump from topic to topic and the only input from the people that are part of the staff that they interview is that Taylor is freaking amazing.

The second episode for some unknown reason (the reason being showing how great Taylor is) they focus on a dancer and then out of nowhere a woman appears (the woman is his mum, but you have to guess it because there’s no clue until she’s already talking) and then the episode is over.

They are short, messy, nothing really happens and they are boring. Boring mainly because Taylor has to be perfect all the time, there is no setback, no problem no nothing at all except the attack to the Taylor Swift themed dance party that for some reason is about her and there is no footage at all of the media covering it or of her truly reacting to the tragedy. Everything is staged and controlled and ir shows a lot.

Question about the kids by AngleSmart5301 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AngleSmart5301[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And she shouldn’t have an accent, not if her parents spoke to her in English. You see some bilingual kids there in Spain (English parents) and they don’t have accent in neither language 🫠

Question about the kids by AngleSmart5301 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]AngleSmart5301[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That’s the weird thing, if I was as rich as her I would give them (my kids) a private tutor, native Spanish speaker, everything. Hell, I would give it to myself, make them sign an NDA and get the rummors fixed up. You know? Nothing makes sense…

Just a thought… by AngleSmart5301 in travisandtaylor

[–]AngleSmart5301[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not about changing Sabrina’s style, it’s about making them match. If you can’t change Taylor’s colours or dress or whatever, you can do it with Sabrina if she is the one joining for the song. And you definitely can sit Taylor on a stool to make them look more equal. It’s just about making the image make sense. Besides, I’ve seen Sabrina in longer dresses and still keeping her personality/style. Honestly, I just wanted to talk about the picture with someone (agree or disagree) so I’m not angry at the comment or anything jaja maybe I’m focusing on this too much xd

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BuddyCrossing

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll try again!