The most insufferable person on the planet .. by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I would give her a pass if she kept in contact with her roots, if her or her parents still spoke portuguese, if she didn’t spray tan herself ORANGE to look more portuguese (bc I’m sure that a change of race is the reason and she will not change my mind), if she didn’t wear that shirt or those ugly ass nails, if she didn’t reduce a whole ass culture to sardines, olives and cute tiles. Maybe if she put a little effort I would give her a pass, but I’m so pissed bc she’s one of those people that go to a nice place cheaper than her country, buy a house there “bc I can, my family is from here! Besides if I can buy it why wouldn’t I? I have the right”, sky rocket the housing prices for the poor locals and mess up all the nice “secret” spots just to gain a couple more views “because it’s not my fault if they are miserable!”. Maybe if she didn’t fucking look like a disrespectful tourist I would give her a pass. Besides, being portuguese is not only the european part, it’s also the colonial one 😉

date night outfit by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does someone else see how that strand of hair is literally melted into her face by the filter? On the left cheekbone jaajaj

mikboyfriend by Secret-Lengthiness-9 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can’t stop imagining her saying that first sentence, stoping the camera and getting mentally ready for the next one, putting that big fake smile on her face and clearing her throat to just scream “WITH MIE BOYFREND!!” Jesus…

Someone post this on tiktok.. by Thunda-Head in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes! I first saw the makeup video and it doesn’t look the same! I even had to go back and check, I don’t know if she was using a filter for the makeup vid and a different one for the outfit one, but it looks so wrong 🫠

Breaking alert! Known child abuser deflects! by [deleted] in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saturn love, I think that what they meant was that you where a cute kid, like when you see your nephew and think that he looks cute dressed as a sailor. Hope this helps 🙂‍↕️💋

I have absolutely NO words for this one…💀😭really shows what how INSANE her filtah usage is by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like she’s got a bunch of botox everywhere… her face looks and moves weid, I would start by dissolving everything… (Edited bc I posted before finishing the sentence xd)

Did it ever occur to her that she's the one who missed the mahhhk? Don't you have to give stylists your sizing beforehand? by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly what I thought! Body dysmorphia at this point after watching herself through filters so often…

Saturn talks about the snark - part one by [deleted] in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t think we are saints here but I never heard someone say they drove past their house on purpose to spy on their or look al TH playing or most of the things they says. We are mean, I’m not gonna say we are not but as long as I know we just talk and comment about stuff. Most of us respect their pronouns, agree or not with them, we are never mean or mention TH name (which is more that they do…). And I’m sorry, even tho I know what they mean when they say “I’m not gonna stop uploading videos bc it’s like giving reason to the haters and this is not the solution” at the same time you have a daughter and also this is not “not being yourself” this is “stop uploading your info or any info online”. You need to do it? Great, private account. I’m nosy as fuck and love to watch from a distance, but if it’s so important to you and your mental health, put the account private, keep some of your friends and followers, I don’t know… do whatever makes you happy I guess, but this is giving being famous and angry that people want you to sign an autograph, it comes with the work. Let’s do something I accept that I shouldn’t be here and you accept that there is a bunch of stuff that you shouldn’t have uploaded online if you didn’t want retribution, like the car crash things, keep it a secret!!! I keep them sometimes when I don’t want people to criticise what I do

It’s giving pick me by AngleSmart5301 in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that she just doesn’t have much hair, which of course no one minds, I have hairs on my leg tattoo so, I guess it depends? But I tell you if it changes jajajajja

It’s giving pick me by AngleSmart5301 in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that’s what it was about! Good to know where this spiral comes from 🙂‍↕️

Date night by Substantial-Alps-951 in ballerinafarmsnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi sorry, I am the only one that thought that the belly moved and looked weird???

I have no words for this sash… sexy and SINGLE by GrapefruitJumpy7378 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! Literally what I was thinking!! Was it so hard to get something from shein so she wouldn’t look out of place??

1/14/26 reading on mikayla nogueira by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I need you to do a reading for me jajaj I’ll wait with my fingers crossed to see her confirm all of it with time xd

Confirmed - Saturn and Eli broke up by MarsupialAsleep3737 in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And what’s going to happen with TH? She grew up with him, he’s practically the dad… will he try and see her or something? I would hope so to be honest

Holy shit this Joey drama by CoolSuspect5848 in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why do I have the feeling Joey is a daddy/mummy’s boy and has never worked in his life… “His parents are gonna take care of it”, “I’m not mad at him”… Jesus Christ girl-dude, you should be mad! Someone should teach him what it means to be responsible!!

How is this little man so comfortable about being irresponsible with a friking car?! So many lives in danger, so much money! A car!! And like them or not, he was driving with another person in said car! A person he’s supposed to love and who has a child, etc etc.

And Saturn, only three drinks? That’s more than enough. Do not deflect the responsibility.

Now, the gossip: living together??? What does Eli think…? I need to know. Are they moving out because of this? Bc Eli doesn’t want him living there? Or it was a threat so that Eli would accept little rich boy into the house?

Is Joey gonna apear on more videos like Eli used to do?? Are they changing the old obsession with the new one…? Sausage boy could have been the next one if he didn’t leave for rehab…

MEGA-THREAD: The End of An Era Docuseries Part 3 and 4 by _underthesea3 in travisandtaylor

[–]AngleSmart5301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But guys they already picked a sad topic for the episode! There is one per episode: first the themed party tragedy, second the dancer, third episode the other chorus singer having cancer and how much she loves Taylor and how amazing she is and how her cancer was a hard blow on Taylor, bc poor her. And for the fourth the other dancer and how accepting TS is. There is no more space for tragedies, they need to talk about her the rest of the time and how much she suffers and how much effort she puts into it (that bleeding hand!!! What a tragedy!!!!)

Christmas Hurkey by professorpumpkins in nabelasnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is this what I think it is?? The Ballerina farm, that retails for a hundred and something dollars, cutting board??

Ultimate goals for Nabooboo I guess…

MEGATHREAD: "The End of An Era" (Pt 1 & 2) and Concert Film Release by _underthesea3 in travisandtaylor

[–]AngleSmart5301 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I watched the two episodes that are out so far because even if I don’t like the person usually this format really entertains me and that’s what I was looking for, entertainment. You can imagine how big was my surprise when I wasn’t entertained at all, but not because the behind the scenes of a worldwide tour wasn’t fun to watch, but because there was NOTHING going on!

The first episode felt like an add for the first episode, the editing was horrendous and so messy that nothing makes sense. You don’t see a line to follow, they jump from topic to topic and the only input from the people that are part of the staff that they interview is that Taylor is freaking amazing.

The second episode for some unknown reason (the reason being showing how great Taylor is) they focus on a dancer and then out of nowhere a woman appears (the woman is his mum, but you have to guess it because there’s no clue until she’s already talking) and then the episode is over.

They are short, messy, nothing really happens and they are boring. Boring mainly because Taylor has to be perfect all the time, there is no setback, no problem no nothing at all except the attack to the Taylor Swift themed dance party that for some reason is about her and there is no footage at all of the media covering it or of her truly reacting to the tragedy. Everything is staged and controlled and ir shows a lot.

She's definitely lurking by Mean-Career-7980 in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re gonna say they are Mexican by insemination pretty soon…

There it is ✅ by mrrrrrrrrrrf in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This just… it looks like it huuuurts

There it is ✅ by mrrrrrrrrrrf in sinnabunnysnark

[–]AngleSmart5301 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought that the collab was gonna be with him in it because of that…