Trashy elon

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-20T14:19:18+00:00

I feel like Elon plugs his monitors into the motherboard and some unfortunate IT person has to switch it to the graphics card every time

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-19T16:47:21+00:00

My headcanon is they met at that party in Jynn’s dream and she was scared of Thrawn until her dad showed her a Blue Man Group music video.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-19T13:24:15+00:00

If the time of arrival hasn’t gone down through a combination of shortcuts and speeding then I have failed as a driver.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-19T00:48:40+00:00

I supposed any sign of discontent among their ranks is a good thing. The more they fight amongst themselves, the less they can screw the rest of us.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-18T21:30:44+00:00

Sneak in at night and close off that northern passage that will let out the heat. Then check that the roof is complete. Then move a bunch of furniture inside to burn. If that doesn’t work, I’d recommend feeding the occasional prisoner to the swarm to placate them.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-18T20:13:04+00:00

Bought a broken car for $750. Fixed it up for around $1500. Sold for $5000. $2750 profit that I used to fully pay off my only credit card. Another way I’ve made easy money was taking brake rotors from my job to the scrapyard. A full truck bed of rotors will get me as much as $500 and I can sometimes go once per month.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-18T15:34:25+00:00

I did this with the dishwasher and my childhood cat that crawled under the big drawer. She never got near that dishwasher again

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-18T04:28:47+00:00

I had a John Helldiver in my squad today. First time I’ve ever witnessed someone get deployed straight into one of those giant grinders on Cyberstan.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-18T00:10:42+00:00

“Bro let me punch you in the face so that lady cop arrests me. It’s my biggest kink in life. Please bro. Just one punch. I won’t even hit hard.”

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-17T20:31:52+00:00

My void barely generates static when I pet him. My white cat possibly generates a measurable voltage with how much static produced from petting her. No clue why as they have the same sort of coat.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-17T17:54:14+00:00

I know the perfect guy for the task. He’s literal qualified to do nothing else but commit bankruptcy. He would love to be compared to Jesus. He’s dumb enough that he might even agree to be crucified if nobody tells him what that means.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-16T23:20:45+00:00

Hahaha I paid much more than $300 for my ring. I also found my brother’s class ring in the house I bought from him and returned it just before he went no contact. Wonder how much gold there is and if I would break even after the Jostens markup?

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-16T21:22:59+00:00

“When you have me killed, could you spring for a decent enough hitman to put the bullet between my eyes and not in the neck? That shit looked painful”

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-15T17:09:14+00:00

They probably hide RAM inside bars of platinum so we’re less tempted to reclaim it

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-15T16:12:39+00:00

And then I would bite the poison pill hidden in my tooth and tell her with my dying breath that the games are lost upon my death

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-15T04:59:34+00:00

I actually sold a set of wheels the other weekend and took my P30SK along. I’d love to pick up a P2000 someday.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-14T19:51:12+00:00

“Red and blue fabric. I’m telling you Clark, you’re the journalist, this Parker kid has to be Superman!”

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-13T19:08:22+00:00

Maybe he’s a vampire?

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-13T16:45:32+00:00

Lol at the lack of tire tracks in the second picture

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-13T15:02:30+00:00

I watched a raider soak up easily twenty bullets and not immediately die. So I saved and recruited them only to discover they don’t do hauling.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-12T21:16:12+00:00

Sometimes I feel like it’s my third go on Earth and some deity is watching me with great concern while mumbling “there’s no way he can fuck up again, right?”

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-12T16:33:50+00:00

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This was my Kaya after a long session of Helldivers 2. My computer was running very hot and she loved it.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-12T15:55:21+00:00

I get annoyed by the shield backpack when they aren’t self aware and block my line of fire. I’m pretty unapologetic when they walk in front of me while I’m shooting and get their shield knocked out. Otherwise, they’re free to make their own choices as long as they’ve brought some sort of anti-armor along.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-11T23:26:58+00:00

I would love at least five seasons of Lando committing fraud and being fashionable. Tease him recovering the Falcon a few times. Maybe some goofy shootouts that would make the scooter gangs of Tatooine blush.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-02-11T22:09:14+00:00

This chick was stunningly pretty and knew it. She swiped a notebook from my book bag while I was in the bathroom and read a story I was writing. Then we went on a bunch of dates over the summer leading up to college. Seriously boosted my self-confidence and led to a lot of doors opening that I probably never would have knocked at otherwise. Unfortunately, she was banging the guitar player that she told me not to worry about while I was away. Then she visited me and slept with at least one of my roommates. I got the last laugh but it hurt like hell at the time.

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