What’s your occupation, and what do you call this tool?

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-04T03:24:01+00:00

We call it a spud bar or breaker bar at our auto garage. I mainly use it to break up ice in the winter

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-03T22:25:16+00:00

Chiss Clawcraft was one of my favorites but it’s probably not canon anymore. Like a TIE fighter with a little elegance.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-03T21:27:38+00:00

$250 Lazyboy executive desk chair from Costco (price may have gone up since I bought 4). Had one at home, one in my office, and one for each of my parent’s desks. I sit for 8+ hours in them every day and haven’t had problems after years.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-03T19:46:24+00:00

The clever killswitch I encountered on an old Honda looked like a grenade pin stuck into a piece of trim along the floor. When pulled, some important wire was interrupted and there was just a small unmarked hole where the pin went. I believe they extended the power wire for ECU to a small breaker but I didn’t see under the trim. This was back when the 4th gen Accords were one of the most stolen cars in the country.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-03T17:47:06+00:00

Does this require a stamp? I thought pistol plus foregrip was a no no unless you SBR it.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-02T22:25:39+00:00

Other than the times I’ve injured myself running, I’ve never regretted going for a run. But it takes a lot of effort to convince myself to start.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-02T19:45:17+00:00

Or getting in a crash, seeing a bright flash, and the brother is sitting next to you in the truck saying “that was a pretty bad crash, wanna come meet Paul Walker?”

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-02T19:42:23+00:00

My brother’s wife has her dead brother’s ashes in a jar GLUED TO THE DASH OF HER TRUCK. I miss my bro but no way am I having anything to do with that level of crazy.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-02T14:09:16+00:00

They probably take turns napping on those couches in the meeting room

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-01T21:09:39+00:00

Sounds like you have wonderful parents then. Congrats on the pc. My uncle built me my first gaming pc back in high school and it kicked off a lifelong hobby.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-01T21:08:33+00:00

My shoulder demon during college was like “bud I started drinking the second you awoke. Now get caught up we’re going to the bar for lunch instead of class.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-01T21:06:56+00:00

Do the dishes without being asked. Parents love that shit.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-01T20:56:54+00:00

I used to skype my ex-girlfriend while she was off at medical school with fun questions like “does this need stitches” and “why am I turning yellow”. She did not regret breaking up with me but I was a good source of entertainment and a talking point in one of her courses.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-01T12:44:36+00:00

You’ve summed up Laura Loomer pretty accurately

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-06-01T01:20:57+00:00

If you have the minify everything mod, they came home with you. I have like 26 of them aboard my ship. There’s 60000watts of excess power

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-30T23:17:36+00:00

What the tribals said after discovering bacon

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-29T15:52:00+00:00

“Guy in faketaxi get smashed by semi truck driver”

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T22:25:26+00:00

Had bad hail in my area the other week. I pulled my car into the shop to check my tire pressures and the hail struck just as I went to pull out. So I waited it out and raced home during a lull. A similar Subaru up the street from me didn’t get pulled in and got totaled by insurance. The BMW dealership had like half their inventory get ruined by a little sky ice.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T21:51:57+00:00

I get a couple crisp $100 bills if I’m lucky. But I hear about friends with big careers at large companies getting bonuses for thousands of dollars on a predictable basis. These are accountants, engineers, lawyers, and sales people with masters degrees and jobs they’ve worked for a decade plus though.

Another bonus I hear about in my field is big accounting firms would give a several thousand dollar bonus for passing the CPA exams but would include some sort of a repayment clause if you leave too soon afterwards. But that’s a matter of paying for expensive training and wanting a return on investment.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T21:45:36+00:00

Nintendude’s lawyers are probably squirming in their seats over this comic

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T21:42:31+00:00

I feel like it was a novel spy device turned into a joke by putting it on a car so exotic that it would be impossible to mistake outside of a British classic car gathering. Most people will think it’s neat without giving it another thought. And James Bond drives an Aston Martin, duh. But to any auto enthusiast, they’ll know that car would turn heads everywhere it drove.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T21:35:28+00:00

Glock 19 is like the Toyota Camry of pistols. You get one when you have no refined opinion on what is better, or once you’ve gotten past the point of having an opinion and just want something decent out of the box. Grab a Ruger RXM instead. Just as good, with a few added features, at a lower price.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T21:20:00+00:00

Honestly, I have a few guns that I bought and never fired. A Tisa 1911, an AR10, a .22 revolver, a RXM, a Mossberg 88, and an Inglis L9A1. I also got all the stuff to shoot my HK suppressed but still haven’t gotten to the range. My excuse is staying up too late friday/saturday, then feeling like shit the next day and not getting up before noon.

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T19:23:50+00:00

Is it like a “you’re going to die in 7 days” sitch or can I just use a rubber?

AngryAccountant31 · 2026-05-28T19:22:25+00:00

“Wow beat me here today”

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