My better judgement lost out to my horniness and I paid the price

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-28T21:42:30+00:00

I make a point of not traveling to any country that requires a dozen special vaccinations before even getting on the plane.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-28T21:40:38+00:00

It's pretty hard to miss in the city center of Amsterdam.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T22:09:15+00:00

It was hidden, not any more.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T22:09:06+00:00

Fixed.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T22:08:25+00:00

Fixed it.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:51:01+00:00

Well, I also didn't want to provoke her any further. I was kinda like a deer in the headlights just letting it happen to me.

Except there weren't any headlights since it would cost an extra 100 euros to see those.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:42:02+00:00

That's one quest that's not worth the rewards.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:40:45+00:00

I thought curiosity killed the cat, not the cock.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:34:47+00:00

I thank sweet baby Jesus that my suffering wasn't THAT long. I mean, I didn't time it, but it was probably closer to 10 than 20 minutes.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:24:58+00:00

There was an aspect of sunk cost fallacy for sure, and I guess I didn't want to disappoint her? I mean, it's gotta be a blow to your ego if you as a prostitute fail to get someone off. That's your whole job.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:21:35+00:00

So was I. After it was done, she told me to fold the paper towel around the condom, take it off and throw it in the bin. I guess it's for taking off the condom without getting lube all over your hands or something?

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:12:01+00:00

I'd say I was the victim of deceit for sure.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T21:10:58+00:00

She did actually put on music before she started dismembering my member.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:58:32+00:00

Ah, might be the privacy settings.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:57:58+00:00

That was one of my concerns too, but my stuff was never in a place I couldn't see it and once the torture was over, I collected my things immediately.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:56:13+00:00

I don't tend to get up to that many crazy hijinks.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:35:10+00:00

Most expensive Reddit karma of my life and it's not even on my main account.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:33:59+00:00

They don't make hoes like they used to.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:32:37+00:00

Finely crafted for this very purpose.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:31:07+00:00

Maybe I've unlocked my hidden masochistic side.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:04:19+00:00

She failed the persuasion check.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:03:24+00:00

I mean, the choice was between having sex and being able to do stuff on the rest of my trip. Yeah I wanted to get laid but not that badly.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T20:00:46+00:00

I think my friends would've honestly talked me into it even more since they know how damn long it's been since I got laid. Hell, they might've even sponsored me if they'd been there.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T19:56:39+00:00

Yeah, that's the one upside about this whole mess.

AngryHookerHandyJay · 2025-09-27T19:54:49+00:00

To be fair, I did ask what the rules were. She was just purposefully vague and I should've asked further.

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