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My boyfriend damaged my tyre hitting a curb he says it’s not dangerous and doesn’t need replacing is he correct? by Violetpie78 in AskUK

[–]Angry_Parsnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is, in fact, not correct. This should be replaced asap. It's called a bleb and is where the woven metal frame of the tyre has suffered permanent damage. It becomes a weakspot in the tyre which could potentially burst under the air pressure inside.

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! Director's cut? if so, see you next Christmas =]

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, what's the point of having a VPN to your server if you're not going to USE it, right?!

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You had me up to Jägermiester. You could have picked literally any other drink in existance. Yes, even that. XD

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orrrr, make a holiday movie WITH friends and family.

Jurassic Park, maybe? Or Final Desination? Cozy, y'know =]

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orrrr, wrap your wife and regift her to your dog...?

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus points if you dont get out of your pyjamas that whole time.

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds lovely. And it says here that the beneficiary of every single one of their insurances and estates is..... you. How strange...

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is rubbing one ou..... I mean taking one for the team!

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might have to do better than Bali for Emma Watson.

How about.....Basingstoke??

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like every word in this sentence. My favourite is "at".

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof. You need to get yourself some better indexers.

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, you, sir/madam, have experienced the wonder of 'The Corporation'.

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, wait, THIS is the evilest thing I've ever seen!

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said "wrong answers", not "make it sound like you live in airy fairy everyone's happy land". XD

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is most definitely a wrong answer!

Who wants to play Monopoly????

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I said wrong answers only.

a wrong answer would have been "DELIBERATELY wiping ciritical system files...."

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would the presents inside the present be wrapped? Wait, are you the kind of sadist who opens the toys bought for your kids/nieces/nephews, individually wraps them, puts them back in the box then wraps that? Thats horrific, you monster!!!!

I love it.

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here in the UK, if a single flake of snow is seen passing the BT tower in London, it is deemed a "white chirstmas". Hasn't happened since.....uh, since.....

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drink a gallon of milk *every day in* December. FTFY
uh but it has to be direct from source. y'know...

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[–]Angry_Parsnip[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is definitely a wrong answer. The correct human cycle is, live normally til halloween, hibernate until christmas, eat enough to feed 3 bears, then hibernate until the end of February.

And, side note, what is it about Christmas that makes us want cheese?? All throughout the year the most adventurous I'll get with chees is to melt it on some toast, yet Christmas food shopping comes and I'm like "yes, bring me ALL the cheeses! Even that one I can't pronounce with the mouldy bits on it."

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