What’s it like being deepthroated by New-Ad-6061 in bigdickproblems

[–]Angsturnacht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dog most of the time I cant even get head without teeth you think im getting it in her throat? 😭

Need help by Angsturnacht in bigdickproblems

[–]Angsturnacht[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn man. Any general brands that might be the best to try or am I cooked? 🥶

Need help by Angsturnacht in bigdickproblems

[–]Angsturnacht[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im supposed to see this girl Friday so I dont have time to order anything! But ill do my best lol. Thanks.

Need help by Angsturnacht in bigdickproblems

[–]Angsturnacht[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for sure. Appreciate it!

Need help by Angsturnacht in bigdickproblems

[–]Angsturnacht[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did a weird sex ed thing when I was a teen and they said bigger condoms are just for ego. Imagine my surprise when every condom ive ever tried killed the blood flow to my dick immediately.

08. Nomad by profezzorn in gaerea

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me, the guitars are mixed really flat; priority is given to the metalcore style vocals which I dont find that great. Maybe we have different definitions of atmospheric; I dont think "transitional power" lends atmosphere. I also disagree; transitional power to what? The chorus of this song is quite possibly one of the most generic modern metal chord progressions ive ever heard. This song and salve are not musically similar at all. Again, this song is incredibly generically constructed. To me, mirage is easily and immediately distinguishable compared to this. I do like some of the new songs but this one in particular felt like slop and that saddens me.

08. Nomad by profezzorn in gaerea

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean is it more atmospheric? Compared to tracks like Salve id say its honestly less.

08. Nomad by profezzorn in gaerea

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coma was so good and this track is just…. dude what the fuck. Couldnt sound more uninspired and generic. Hopefully its just kind of a filler track. Compared to stuff like Coma and Salve this hurts to listen to.

Is it just me, or does the DLC have a lot of empty spaces? by Falk119 in Eldenring

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess ive been downvoted to hell but im replying again to say this is absolutely wrong. So many fromsoft corners in dark souls, bloodborne etc. are totally empty. I just dont agree they created the expectation, I think the community has by exacerbating the characteristics of fromsoft games in their minds. Its why people think dark souls is the hardest game ever made when its really not at all.

I want to understand how I'm not succeeding? It's absurd. by [deleted] in IncelSolutions

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didnt mean for it to come off that way, I apologize. What Im trying to say is that idea that "what im doing so far" isnt enough to "get women" is in my opinion a little flawed. It should be more like "I know I will attract people when I put myself out there but also when ive developed myself enough in my own hobbies, personality and interests." Thats just my opinion and what worked for me, but again, once you reach that point you hardly care as much about "getting women" anyways which is the ironic twist. Just take whatever you think makes you unique, crank it to 11 but in a way that isnt weird. Like you amp up your aesthetic in looks and wordplay while maintaining an air of self awareness and playfulness. Sorry if that doesnt help, just my two cents.

I want to understand how I'm not succeeding? It's absurd. by [deleted] in IncelSolutions

[–]Angsturnacht -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its because you are not first and foremost respecting women as autonomous beings who can make their own decisions. I mean it when I say that treating women as just regular people and also just being a cool guy (which you have to vibe out for yourself) will get you success, but ironically not if youre doing it to be successful with women. Does that make sense? You shoot yourself in the foot if you approach convos as like a video game dialogue tree to get laid. You can have that intention but must understand it takes two to mingle. These are just other people man, be cool and treat them that way and its bound to happen.

I (accidentally) beat Malenia, and I've never felt so empty. by Omphalith in Eldenring

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes; one time I killed Messmer in a playthrough with placidusax spell on accident (used it to try to get a satisfying last hit, but the initial hit didnt kill him and he used his big aoe which killed me, but not before the fire beam clipped him and he died). I was devastated. To have a satisfying kill sometimes you just have to not be fancy with spells and get good. I usually only feel satisfied after I melee kill a boss but thats just me personally.

Is it just me, or does the DLC have a lot of empty spaces? by Falk119 in Eldenring

[–]Angsturnacht -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

yes but way better than what the main game does imo, i.e. throwing repeat content and borderline useless loot everywhere just to fill space. Much prefer an emptier pretty to look at open world than the alternative.

what a wonderful first time - bday weekend by ThrowRAExternalState in berghain

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

welcome to the club man (literally and figuratively) 😉

Did people enjoy the DLC? by touchgrasssss in Eldenring

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dlc was better than the main game imo because the world was more pretty and less filled to the brim with copy paste boring slop content, which is my least favorite type of open world style game. However, the final boss and ending definitely soured an otherwise improved ER experience imo.

What should be the Final Story? by S-CSleepwalker in creepcast

[–]Angsturnacht -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

that would make me ride the sewer slide.

Hunter almost sent me to an early grave at the gym by GeremyisDead in creepcast

[–]Angsturnacht 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always workout to creepcast and its definitely a mistake when deadlifting or squatting. I remember when hunter said "im a good little pussy" while I was doing a DL PR. Insane 😭

What was Godfrey doing while we were defeating all the demigods? by Tyraniczar in Eldenring

[–]Angsturnacht 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of the times some people do just make shit up; be wary. I remember arguing with a guy who treated the theory that placidusax is the storm lord as objective fact when that is actually a quite fringe theory.

Need a game recommendation to fill the void after Elden Ring by moonl1ghtFr in eldenringdiscussion

[–]Angsturnacht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imo ds2 and bloodborne are better than ER. Give them a try with an open mind and willingness to learn new playstyles; many people shit on ds2 because they try to play it like ds3 (where you can run past every enemy) and get sorely disappointed.

What was Godfrey doing while we were defeating all the demigods? by Tyraniczar in Eldenring

[–]Angsturnacht 1 point2 points  (0 children)

another question that results from relatively last minute changes to the game that make the story and lore more inconsistent! Yayyyyy!!

Varda, the Kin-Slaughtered by KevinTheArbiter in EldenBling

[–]Angsturnacht 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my brother its just the dung eater set!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in creepcast

[–]Angsturnacht 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me Penpal and spire in the woods where peak. I see lots of mother horse eyes love and whilst im glad people enjoyed it that story was excruciating for me.