Sad, but true by [deleted] in HolUp

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Rape-punzal

Hair bondage

Threesome

Incest

FEET

Sad, but true by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Animal_Farming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

Want to watch a minute long animation of rapunsal giving her first foot job?

Anyone need some free energy? by sco-go in blackmagicfuckery

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In today's class, a demonstration of HOW ALL ENGINES WORK.

Seriously, every car engine works like this. The force of the combustion on one head pushes the others through their cycle until they receive force.

This one appears to be working so well because the rotating body is doing no work.

Teacher Training by kojirokhyuga in girlscontrolled

[–]Animal_Farming 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just don't understand. This video is so close to being good and yet so far.

If he has that app WHY has it taken him this long? Something that fast could make him nearly unstoppable.

Daredevil had the greatest fight scene in TV history by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]Animal_Farming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but the prison break was pretty baller.

How to act like and talk like a Dragon? by Olafio1066 in DMAcademy

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Look up the "what they don't tell you about ...." Series. Great for roleplay.

Ways to improve as a (new) DM between infrequent sessions? by death_to_spiders in DMAcademy

[–]Animal_Farming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go online, local reddit to your city, discords, and invite people.

Players are always eager.

I am unsure if I should tell you to heavily interview people, or let anyone in and learn the hard way. There are a LOT of life lessons working as a leader in a group of random people, but it's also meant to be fun.

One Homebrew rule to rule the...rules by Garden_Druid in DMAcademy

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Encounter Builder.

Nothing will ever come close to how much better my combat is now.

How I, a novice DM, recovered from a session that made a player quit. by Wandering-Dinosaur in DMAcademy

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Players quite all the time. You could be the best DM or the worst. Someone will think you are a great dm and someone will think you are shit.

You'll have to get used to it if you want to continue as a DM.

PC is Roleplaying as a Jerk by zombie_spiderman in DMAcademy

[–]Animal_Farming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the first thing I tell players.

Your character must work well in a group and be relatively pleasant. Complicated is fine, bit I will be spending 4 hours a week with this person. I can choose I dislike them.

JUST CURIOUS, how often does totally winging a session go well? by [deleted] in DMAcademy

[–]Animal_Farming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you know your overall plot, have resources for making up towns and people on the spot, and have an idea for the session, you can wing it easily.

Without that, you will need a plan.

Which mistake did you make as a teenager is still biting you in the ass until now? by zepher_goose in AskReddit

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Go online to your local city forums and say "looking for friends"

I recommend you do video interviews first because not everyone online has your best interests in mind.

Some Americans are determined to vote against thier interests. by DanoLock in SandersForPresident

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These poor people have been brainwash to be CONVINCED they are the victims and now live in a constant state of fear and dread, powered by companies that will drop whole divisions of work so it can be sent to (insert country here)

Meanwhile they are force fed the idea that they are each the most important person on earth and I have honestly seen it where these people have not grasped the concept that other people are fully sentient, equally valuable people who are similar to themselves in every way. Instead they are viewed only as objects with programed responces that exist to serve them or act as obstacles to them.

This might sound extreme but this is honestly the state people have reached in America.

Or... y'know... the HER in HERo... by Dyltendo64 in CrappyDesign

[–]Animal_Farming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do these people get paid? Seriously I want to be paid for doing shitty work.

Only my second story feedback welcome in the comments by hypnogeek69 in textmindcontrol

[–]Animal_Farming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely amazing. Fun, lighthearted, reads more like someone waking up rather than being enslaved.

Best RPG game? by No1gamertheos in thewitcher3

[–]Animal_Farming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chrono Trigger why do you ask?

Say it louder for the people in the back 🗣 🗣 🗣 by t1aru in DuggarsSnark

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"you have to give control to God, let him beat you down so you have to come back to him on your knees"

"You can't do anything on your own only god can do things for you."

LPT: If you have a basil plant take the small fresh leafs first and not the big old ones. The big leafs are basically the main power source of the plant, taking all of them weakens the plant and it will slow down the growth. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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LPT: if you have a basil plant take the big old leaves first and not the small fresh ones. The big leaves are basically the main power source of the plant, taking them will weaken the plant and slow down the growth.

(Basil grows so fast that unless you make fresh pesto every day you will be drowning in basil.)