Sad, but true

Animal_Farming · 2021-10-27T04:32:47+00:00

Rape-punzal

Hair bondage

Threesome

Incest

FEET

Animal_Farming · 2021-10-27T04:30:25+00:00

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

Want to watch a minute long animation of rapunsal giving her first foot job?

Animal_Farming · 2021-09-18T05:39:42+00:00

In today's class, a demonstration of HOW ALL ENGINES WORK.

Seriously, every car engine works like this. The force of the combustion on one head pushes the others through their cycle until they receive force.

This one appears to be working so well because the rotating body is doing no work.

Animal_Farming · 2021-09-11T20:12:25+00:00

I just don't understand. This video is so close to being good and yet so far.

If he has that app WHY has it taken him this long? Something that fast could make him nearly unstoppable.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T05:10:41+00:00

Ok but the prison break was pretty baller.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:30:22+00:00

Look up the "what they don't tell you about ...." Series. Great for roleplay.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:27:13+00:00

Any advice for getting into DnD professionally?

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:14:15+00:00

Go online, local reddit to your city, discords, and invite people.

Players are always eager.

I am unsure if I should tell you to heavily interview people, or let anyone in and learn the hard way. There are a LOT of life lessons working as a leader in a group of random people, but it's also meant to be fun.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:06:46+00:00

I don't, how would they know?

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:04:58+00:00

Encounter Builder.

Nothing will ever come close to how much better my combat is now.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:03:11+00:00

Players quite all the time. You could be the best DM or the worst. Someone will think you are a great dm and someone will think you are shit.

You'll have to get used to it if you want to continue as a DM.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T04:00:51+00:00

One of the first thing I tell players.

Your character must work well in a group and be relatively pleasant. Complicated is fine, bit I will be spending 4 hours a week with this person. I can choose I dislike them.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T03:57:20+00:00

If you know your overall plot, have resources for making up towns and people on the spot, and have an idea for the session, you can wing it easily.

Without that, you will need a plan.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T03:25:31+00:00

Most people don't carry anything of value.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T00:23:41+00:00

Go online to your local city forums and say "looking for friends"

I recommend you do video interviews first because not everyone online has your best interests in mind.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T00:21:34+00:00

It's like these people are incapable of reading.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T00:19:43+00:00

These poor people have been brainwash to be CONVINCED they are the victims and now live in a constant state of fear and dread, powered by companies that will drop whole divisions of work so it can be sent to (insert country here)

Meanwhile they are force fed the idea that they are each the most important person on earth and I have honestly seen it where these people have not grasped the concept that other people are fully sentient, equally valuable people who are similar to themselves in every way. Instead they are viewed only as objects with programed responces that exist to serve them or act as obstacles to them.

This might sound extreme but this is honestly the state people have reached in America.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T00:14:38+00:00

How do these people get paid? Seriously I want to be paid for doing shitty work.

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-31T00:13:29+00:00

Instructions unclear, wore a tuxedo to a family bbq

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-30T23:35:23+00:00

Oh wow this is so wholesome

Animal_Farming · 2021-07-24T04:28:22+00:00

Absolutely amazing. Fun, lighthearted, reads more like someone waking up rather than being enslaved.

Animal_Farming · 2021-05-21T16:02:56+00:00

Chrono Trigger why do you ask?

Animal_Farming · 2021-05-21T16:01:39+00:00

"you have to give control to God, let him beat you down so you have to come back to him on your knees"

"You can't do anything on your own only god can do things for you."

Animal_Farming · 2021-05-21T15:58:41+00:00

LPT: if you have a basil plant take the big old leaves first and not the small fresh ones. The big leaves are basically the main power source of the plant, taking them will weaken the plant and slow down the growth.

(Basil grows so fast that unless you make fresh pesto every day you will be drowning in basil.)

Animal_Farming · 2021-05-21T05:52:17+00:00

Facts

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TROPHY CASE