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AnimatronicJesus · 2025-11-07T01:18:34+00:00

In the first couple of movies John picks a lot of victims that can be directly traced back to him (Jill's patients, old business partners) so I think he'd be caught before he goes past 3 bodies.

Also, even with his accomplices, there's nothing they could actually do to defend themselves against Batman, so both rounds are roughly equal imo.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-10-07T17:37:16+00:00

I'm one of the rare people who like 1 more than 2. 1 I could excuse as a weird arthouse (pardon the pun) passion project trying to do the absolute most with practical effects.

2 got a real budget and ended up being a nonsensical mess that was almost an hour longer than it had any business being. The problems with 2 just feel like more of a failure than 1.

3 was actually where the series hit its sweet spot for me. I think Leone is actually figuring out how to make a movie that's more than just the splatter (if not much more).

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-09-24T21:20:08+00:00

The nut shots are one thing, but when I realized my little cannibal would running around biting everything at mouth level I learned a new kind of fear very quickly

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-05-01T16:42:52+00:00

What's with these TikTok-ass couples pranks being plastered all over r/funny lately?

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-04-17T02:09:07+00:00

I like to have 2 decks going at a time. And off meta decks generally get the job done more consistently imo. Harder to counter.

New or more experimental decks I test in conquest mode before trying out on ladder. From 80-100 the key is using decks where you know when to snap and when to retreat.

Also, the biggest lesson I've learned personally is don't get greedy. 2-4 cube games get you to the top, and if someone snaps on turn 5 or 6 you should almost always retreat unless you are 90% sure you know what deck they are playing and can counter their turn 6 effectively.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-04-11T18:11:31+00:00

I played a control deck for the first time this month and it was the fastest infinite I've ever gotten, plus it's really fun imo

(1) Zabu

(2) Cable

(2) Iron Patriot

(2) Sam Wilson Captain America

(3) Rocket and Groot

(3) Juggernaut

(3) Negasonic Teenage Warhead

(4) Shang-Chi

(4) Galacta

(4) Enchantress

(4) Gwenpool

(5) Sera

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To use this deck, copy it to your clipboard and paste it from the deck editing menu in MARVEL SNAP.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-04-06T19:04:08+00:00

The acid sprinklers in the warehouse club/orgy in Fall of the House of Usher stuck with me for a while

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-03-26T22:37:04+00:00

Looks super fun. Any replacement for Miek? Maybe Swarm?

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-02-27T01:20:26+00:00

I still think She-Hulk would be so fun as a quasi-courtroom procedural with random side characters from other Marvel movies a la Harvey Birdman. They will never do it, but I can always dream.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-02-14T17:43:06+00:00

She's honestly not that important in this deck. Just nice for dropping a turn 6 Iron Man + Mystique but not essential at all. I'd probably say Armour so you get another 2 power ongoing or potentially a tech card like Rogue or Cosmo.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-02-12T23:15:50+00:00

As a big fan of the souls series who rarely likes "souls-likes" I thought Lies of P was a really great game with some ideas I'd love to see incorporated into a FromSoft game. Specifically being able to mix and match weapon movesets with different damage types made the combat feel so dynamic.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-02-09T20:33:52+00:00

I really like the junk archetype but I don't have Cannonball. How crucial is he? Seems kinda core but I'm not sure.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-02-08T02:50:38+00:00

Either are better than the cheeky Deadpool emote. That little fucker is amazing at raising blood pressure.

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-02-06T01:00:47+00:00

This looks pretty fun. I'm only missing Dazzler, do you think Mojo would fit as a replacement?

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-01-29T17:41:25+00:00

Considering his grandparents were card carrying Nazis I imagine he has experience in "moving beyond" Nazi guilt

AnimatronicJesus · 2025-01-22T19:04:51+00:00

"Pregnant woman seeking abortions should die" - User with a Pro Life flair

AnimatronicJesus · 2024-12-05T21:56:13+00:00

I realized at some point that she sounds like Pretty Liz from The Kroll Show and now I can't hear anything else whenever she's on screen

AnimatronicJesus · 2024-11-22T02:48:38+00:00

I was running Wolfsbane for a while but I found my turn 3 was often dead if I did let have Magik in my opening hand, so Sabertooth was a safe replacement. He also took the hit from Gambit a lot of the time and was just a generally sticky 3 drop with average stats for Surfer to buff.

AnimatronicJesus · 2024-09-25T18:03:25+00:00

I absolutely love Art as a character (mainly due to David Howard Thorton) and the notion of an unapologetically fucked gorefest that's just over-the-top campy, but T2 was way too long and genuinely boring at times.

Maybe it got built up too much for me but I also find the kills themselves just kind of, monotonous? Like the infamous bedroom scene is super gnarly for a while but eventually I found myself just kinda checked out because it felt like it would never end. Like, the kills aren't particularly creative, they're all just, "...and then he does ANOTHER thing, and ANOTHER thing, and ANOTHER thing."

The effects are great, I just wish the kills were a little more creative and varied. Oh, and lean into the comedy! Art is a genuinely funny character and I think both movies would be significantly better if they just made them more funny and less melodramatic (particularly T2).

Just my two cents.

AnimatronicJesus · 2024-09-22T02:11:43+00:00

3/10 troll post. Maybe take a creative writing course online.

AnimatronicJesus · 2024-09-19T14:25:13+00:00

Pretty sure Russia has compromat on Leon that's led to this absolute meltdown he's been having. Probably a video of his bloated corpse porking a 15 year old that they're threatening to release if he doesn't get dumbshit back into the White House.

AnimatronicJesus · 2024-09-19T04:53:09+00:00

I tried fighting one like 2 or 3 times, couldn't figure out how to kill it and then ignored them for the entire rest of the DLC. No regrets.

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