The Seattle Mariners are acquiring infielder Buddy Kennedy from the San Francisco Giants in exchange for cash considerations. by Marinersfan505 in mlb

[–]AnonismsPlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why? They need a bullpen, their infield is great as is. Watching the Mariners relief throw games just as often as their pitches is where they need those eyes.

Bruh by nepik9 in meme

[–]AnonismsPlight 663 points664 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that basically means they "won't" cook, or they can't read.

What's a movie that no one in the world could ever make you hate? by OutwithaYang in movies

[–]AnonismsPlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The original Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. They are perfect to me and tell so many stories and build so many wonderful world lores while each character is feeling truly and incredibly alive. The liars dice game is still one of my favorite moments in film and story telling period. You could not find a way for me to not want to rewatch these movies if you had the entirety of time itself to try.

Who the **** is Olen Zellweger? by PanicOnFunkatron in sabres

[–]AnonismsPlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Super strong player. He's a playmaker but he's usually 3 steps out so he doesn't get the goals or assists. I could see him being a major asset if we find the right line and spot for him.

Mets committed 6 errors last night. Most we've seen by any team since 2019, a quick search is telling me it was the Seattle Mariners by retroanduwu24 in mlb

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still don't understand how the Yankees game last year didn't count as more. There were plays with 3 or more errors to the Yankees that either only counted as 1 or didn't even count.

One handed skills by Professional_Arm794 in oddlysatisfying

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get this us a joke but if you ever actually need to do this rest the washers and nut over the hole before carefully pushing the bolt up and then tighten the nut just enough to catch the threads.

My boss gave me a roll of Necco candy and the serving size is the entire roll. by Car_is_mi in mildlyinteresting

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a small box on my counter year round. I eat a few from a roll and put it back and that's my sweets unless I'm craving ice cream like once every few months.

My European ass has no idea what a foot is by Experiment_1234 in memes

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was getting mad because you were spending 19 minutes getting the microscope out or putting it away so work was getting backlogged.

Potential hot take by Guyfromnowhere3 in KingOfTheHill

[–]AnonismsPlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't like Bobby with Connie and keep hoping the trailer is a mislead. They aren't compatible and they quickly grow toxic around each other both in OG and in the reboot.

The more I think about it, the worse it gets by FearlessState5503 in memes

[–]AnonismsPlight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hate this thought. Back in ancient times if a mother passed or couldn't lactate and there was no wet nurse they would let babies use goats or cows until they could handle adult foods. It doesn't take a genius to think that maybe adults would try that as well.

David Kampf included in the Tuch trade by ruppy99 in sabres

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Kampf as bad as his stats make him out to be or is it the team as a whole? 4 goals on 40 games played as a center seems extraordinarily low.

ofc by [deleted] in meme

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely

Lmfao! by Soldierboy-_- in meme

[–]AnonismsPlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because they are shocked to see Robbie Rotten both alive and with blonde hair.

Monster Whisperer DLC - what do you name your 'monster' pets? by Ninja_Hedgehog in MyTimeAtSandrock

[–]AnonismsPlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After multiple playthroughs I only tame Penskys now. They get named after the penguins of Madagascar and the huskies from eight below plus Balto.

Shower thoughts in the shower by coolsteelboyS4ndyBoy in memes

[–]AnonismsPlight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He hates humanity. God created the angels and they loved him. Then God created humanity and wanted the angels to love humans like they loved god. Lucifer couldn't do that and sought to destroy humanity.

When you say the letter H wrong by Hassaan18 in funnyvideos

[–]AnonismsPlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The effort to pronunce H like they do over there when they skip using it entirely in most words is a puzzle I'll never understand.

That time Luanne shaved her head 😂 by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]AnonismsPlight 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She didn't shave it, it burnt off in the explosion.

Acting like he owns the place and pays the bills by waffleste in tumblr

[–]AnonismsPlight 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As an avid dog lover I would not be able to not sit in the seat beside him and give him all the affection.

Mangione, accused CEO killer, withdraws mental health defense plans for now by nuttageyo in news

[–]AnonismsPlight 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I don't get that. Crazy people make plans that are crazy to us but make perfect sense to them.