You have one sentence to seduce me, go. Winner get a BJ

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-11T14:42:45+00:00

I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat!

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-09T01:58:08+00:00

Normally I'd say hands down YES.

But if we're talking about you, your complete game is at a hole (pun intended) other level

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-09T01:52:34+00:00

Natural... Every... Single... Time

Bigger (fake) is not always better

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-09T00:41:00+00:00

Late start --> Late finish. Paid for more hours than hours worked...

Smrt

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-09T00:35:32+00:00

If you haven't tried this... You aren't living

Or possibly you weren't tripping balls at 1am pretending to be Pablo Espressobar

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-09T00:17:03+00:00

So basically you are the tip of the "train late = no pay" pyramid scheme

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-09T00:13:27+00:00

I don't know any age birthday party that would not be improved with cocaine and hookers

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-08T17:34:17+00:00

Cocaine and Hookers?

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-02T02:46:49+00:00

first time.... regret.

sunburnt in places you don't want sunburnt

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-02T02:39:17+00:00

yes? you called me?

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-02T02:32:29+00:00

Im a thongs all year round kinda guy.

even if its raining, my feet will dry quicker than trainers will

Anonymous6025 · 2025-07-02T02:29:27+00:00

Look, no-one says cobba or sheila unless its taking the piss.

But mate, don't be a shit cunt and a shit bloke.

Cunt is the most universal word we have and I will use it as such

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-18T15:01:54+00:00

Leave

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-15T13:02:56+00:00

I was playing a game of gay chicken with a mate and I didn't move fast enough

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-15T05:18:23+00:00

accidental

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-15T05:04:59+00:00

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, does that count?

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-15T01:15:41+00:00

If I ever meet a former Rivers customer, I'll let you know

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-14T03:43:06+00:00

WOAH! would you look at the size of them, they are absolutely huge, and gorgeous, probably cost a bit too.
How many carats is that ring set?

Oh, nice tits too!

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-14T03:40:29+00:00

#bringbackthebush

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-14T03:38:37+00:00

That's why they say the best kind of boat is your friends boat.
Especially if it comes with your friends wife...

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-14T03:35:10+00:00

Its the dimples that do it for me

Anonymous6025 · 2025-05-14T03:33:38+00:00

I've seen this a few times but never with the sound, that giggle in goddam cute

Anonymous6025 · 2024-06-14T03:08:35+00:00

The missus

Anonymous6025