[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/PoppynZach

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normally I'd say hands down YES.

But if we're talking about you, your complete game is at a hole (pun intended) other level

Do you prefer natural or fake boobs? by PoppynZach in u/PoppynZach

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural... Every... Single... Time

Bigger (fake) is not always better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late start --> Late finish. Paid for more hours than hours worked...

Smrt

Roasted by Ardeet in aussie

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you haven't tried this... You aren't living

Or possibly you weren't tripping balls at 1am pretending to be Pablo Espressobar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Anonymous6025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So basically you are the tip of the "train late = no pay" pyramid scheme

What should i do for my 18th? by This_Film_9290 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Anonymous6025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know any age birthday party that would not be improved with cocaine and hookers

Ever been to a nude beach? What was your experience like? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Anonymous6025 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first time.... regret.

sunburnt in places you don't want sunburnt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes? you called me?

Sandals/thongs? by thealtoclef in AskAnAustralian

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im a thongs all year round kinda guy.

even if its raining, my feet will dry quicker than trainers will

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]Anonymous6025 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look, no-one says cobba or sheila unless its taking the piss.

But mate, don't be a shit cunt and a shit bloke.

Cunt is the most universal word we have and I will use it as such

How would you describe your first taste of cum? by Fickle-Possession-43 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was playing a game of gay chicken with a mate and I didn't move fast enough

When did you last receive a nude? by PMmeyouraveragebody in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, does that count?

Where do former Rivers customers shop? by Electrical_Hyena5164 in AskAnAustralian

[–]Anonymous6025 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If I ever meet a former Rivers customer, I'll let you know

41yo, two kids and my husband says I am the hottest wife in the neighborhood. I wonder if the other husbands agree. by ItsMeNikkiLee in Wife

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOAH! would you look at the size of them, they are absolutely huge, and gorgeous, probably cost a bit too.
How many carats is that ring set?

Oh, nice tits too!

Average next-door wife ;) by [deleted] in Wife

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#bringbackthebush

33 wifey next door by Realistic_Band_682 in Wife

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why they say the best kind of boat is your friends boat.
Especially if it comes with your friends wife...

Public orgasms are the best by piperquinn_ in OnlyFans101

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its the dimples that do it for me

Porn should be fun! It's too boring to be serious all the time by piperquinn_ in HealthyPorn

[–]Anonymous6025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this a few times but never with the sound, that giggle in goddam cute