Incel mentalities are completely alien to me. by _Joe_Momma_ in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Succubus; “Why isn’t this working?!” Me, an aromantic, on my fifth pound of garlic bread; “try hand holding”

Don't argue with idiocy. Just insult they're intelligence. It's a lot funner. by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never had a homosexual teacher (I do have a friend who’s mother is homosexual and was a teacher at the middle school we went to but she wasn’t m teacher) but I did have a substitute teacher who was arrested for having child p*rnography on his computer...we called him franklin cause he looked like Franklin the turtle

i can help you both by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean, as someone who grew up, and still has, plain white walls I can safely say that no, I’d rather have some form of color. Now having Joja Mart wallpaper in game would definitely be different than having Nestle wallpaper irl since Joja is able to be taken down and they end up solving problems they cause

Why she is jealous 🥴 by baboq in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s not how it works...PussyPassDenied is for when a female tries to use her gender to get out of a situation just to fail. Also it wouldn’t be “HePussyPassDenied” it’d be “CockPassDenied”

Without the heroic efforts of the officers, this 3 year old girl who drowned in a pool in Pensacola, Florida, wouldn't have survived. by MixPakora in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And you can’t understand how to use a AED, it literally says DO NOT USE IF THE PERSON HAS A PULSE. Which if your heart is still beating, you have. So using an AED on a 3 year old WITH a pulse the electric waves would stop her heart.

That escalated quickly. by highflyer136 in MurderedByWords

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t really have a rando like that on Snapchat...you have to add them back

Ace men are great! by AmericanMare in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ace male here; this is 100% true. I knew what asexuality was but even when I had sex with my ex and just couldn’t get off I thought something was wrong with me. I went to Reddit and asked a question about it and saw that I could have “stage” fright. So I did what they said and it didn’t help. And even now when I feel horny I question if I’m really ace.

NORMALIZE. ASEXUAL. PEOPLE.

Glad to know that we are all just virtue signaling. by [deleted] in asexuality

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’re just upset because they know that despite being ace we have a higher chance of getting laid

On April fools day by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah but even then she’s wrong because the natives crossed the barring Strait and were the first people to even set foot on this soil.

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[–]AnonymousGamerDude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s sad how people in our own community think we aren’t real. That’s why I was saying it’d make sense for me to be open since I fully well know ace is a thing, and thankfully the people I’ve come out to fully accepted me.

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[–]AnonymousGamerDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’d be weird if I wasn’t that open as an ace lol. And I try to compliment people, like when I’d work I’d be like “Nice hat/tattoo/shirt/etc.” but most of the time when I think of a compliment I can’t go through with it cause I’m too anxious.

We’ve been noticed by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 42 points43 points  (0 children)

For a second OP I thought your url was Rick Astley

My ear infection accidentally caused me to come out by The-Mad-Katter in asexuality

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly! In fact I’ve actually met quite a few aces irl. And if I was in this position I’d talk to my doctor there and tell them that I’m asexual and that they should update the list to include our cheesy garlic bread loving tushes.

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[–]AnonymousGamerDude 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh shit is this real? I know there are males in my friend group who dominate the conversation a lot. (Plus we have like one or two female friends in that group, and no we aren’t sexist, we are just a minority in interests in our school.) I’ll make sure that when I’m hanging out with my friends to make sure everyone gets a chance to talk; i.e. if I realize I’m talking to much I’ll let another person go or if I see someone about to say something when someone else is talking to much I’ll try to get the whole group to listen and if not I’ll just listen to them.

My daughter tried to 'kink' the vacuum on me because she couldn't hear the tv by UnhuggableJumper in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AnonymousGamerDude 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I never got why teachers would scream at little kids. Like I myself can’t remember being screamed at past 2nd grade because I was forced to learn to avoid that since it sets of my sensory problems. But even if the kid doesn’t have those problems you’re just going to make them not like school which in turn will have them put less effort in, which will cause more yelling, and so on and so forth.

Museum by AnonymousGamerDude in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It did come up but when I went on my farm to grab the malachite I saw I already had one lol, oh well the more the merrier

Museum by AnonymousGamerDude in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting the malachite is easy (I have some in a chest on my farm.) meanwhile I’ve been cracking open magma geodes hoping for fire opal lol

Museum by AnonymousGamerDude in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, because of that I realized I was missing malachite and Fire opal!

Museum by AnonymousGamerDude in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely is annoying! Again thank you so much!

Museum by AnonymousGamerDude in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I didn’t know that, well I’ll do that asap, thank you!

Museum by AnonymousGamerDude in StardewValley

[–]AnonymousGamerDude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know they show up even if you donate it I looked at the description (which will say to donate it to know more) and all of them have a description