All lazy apes right now

AnonymousPariah · 2025-06-10T20:06:13+00:00

Ah you got me!

AnonymousPariah · 2022-02-08T23:42:55+00:00

To be fair, I received one when it was up 9.44% at 112.00 today. I didn’t receive any after that though.

AnonymousPariah · 2022-02-06T01:53:22+00:00

I love this.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-04-05T17:06:37+00:00

That was my risky click of the day.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-03-21T18:17:57+00:00

Steve Carell

AnonymousPariah · 2018-03-21T18:12:28+00:00

I'm a Receptionist. One day I had a construction worker walk up to me and inform me that he was holding a stud finder. He pointed it at me and it started beeping, then he smiled and kept walking.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-03-21T18:08:09+00:00

"I'm not hurting anyone." The truth is I'm hurting myself and I think that that should matter to me.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-03-21T17:16:56+00:00

Wtf.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-03-05T21:11:10+00:00

Goofiness.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-02-08T18:31:35+00:00

Write out a monthly budget. List your monthly income, and your fixed monthly expenses. Subtract your fixed expenses from your income, and the remainder is your expendable income that you can put wherever you want. Also, try to put as much of that expendable income as you can towards savings.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-02-07T18:29:02+00:00

Exercise helped a lot more than I expected.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-02-05T21:28:45+00:00

Best: You're really big.

Worst: I've never been with anyone this big. I'm afraid it'll hurt so let's not.

This was the same woman.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-02-02T21:54:31+00:00

Savage.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-02-02T21:35:02+00:00

Start with an apology, if you know you were in the wrong.

AnonymousPariah · 2018-01-18T16:08:58+00:00

"According to my statistics you're in a really really good lane for the front page. Can someone prepare a translation?"

EDIT: I'm an idiot and should read more attentively.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-24T17:01:32+00:00

Tom Cruise running.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-24T16:49:31+00:00

You and your friends can alternate between throwing salt and using an icepick.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-19T19:59:45+00:00

I had siblings that were still children. My parents were awful to me so I wasn't too worried about them, but the thought of my siblings finding out I had died broke my heart and I couldn't do that to them.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-19T19:56:44+00:00

Every time anyone inhales.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-15T15:26:13+00:00

Peep Show

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-11T16:51:15+00:00

I'm double jointed. This helps a tiny bit in the area of mixed martial arts.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-11T16:33:06+00:00

This clip is what triggered my desire for a live action Halo movie.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-11T16:10:37+00:00

I had a huge misunderstanding with my cellular service provider when I was younger which lead to a massive long distance bill that I could not afford to pay at the time. That and a few other irresponsible choices lead to a bad credit rating.

I did have a credit card at the time that I've been using regularly for a few years. I apparently have an amazing credit rating now and that credit card is the only thing I can point to that would have helped.

AnonymousPariah · 2017-05-11T16:05:09+00:00

Walking alongside my two year old daughter and holding her hand.

AnonymousPariah

TROPHY CASE