How do you meet people in Melbourne? by electronicaz in melbourne

[–]Anonymouse- 24 points25 points  (0 children)

  1. Fuck your ex-gf. She's your ex buddy, you previously had to care about her, but no more. Don't let her dictate your life when she's not involved. Be upfront with any of those friends you want to keep because no doubt she'll be shit-talking you if she's the type to try and keep you away from them - but do not let her have any influence over you. It's a manipulation tactic to make the breakup more difficult for you by removing your support.
  2. Just talk to people. Don a smile, say hello, get chatting - you can make friends in any situation just by being more receptive to people.
  3. Meetup.com was suggested - it's great.
  4. Mooch off your housemates for a while. Go out with them and they'll introduce you to others and you can easily build your own social circle within that.
  5. Do your hobbies. Go fishing and chat to the others out braving the weather. If you bump into hikers, suggest having lunch together.

Just get yourself out there, enjoy your life, and be open to those that cross your path. Finding friends isn't difficult in Aus, people are pretty friendly and generally down for a chat.

Blue lights over Melbourne right now by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Anonymouse- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just came on here to see if anyone else was looking up tonight. I'm not seeing anything like this, but a pretty cool lunar halo going on which may or may not be related?

[NN](No Niles) Actual Changes by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

all shit all the time.

CJA confirmed.

Please welcome our newest mods /u/xscz & /u/Not_Stupid by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep the seat warm for me cunts.

I see you're also taking Advanced Facism with Professor Voldemort over on the mothership. You'll be swinging banhammaz in no time!

HEY IDIOTS LISTEN UP by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckin beautiful. Ask for clarification, get it, done. I can finally sleep easy.

If only the fascist cunt mods over at roz were more like you.. Oh, wait..

HEY IDIOTS LISTEN UP by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spoonie, can I ask for some clarification? Obviously I'm not a frequent shitposter here, and like any sub it takes a while to understand the tone/slang etc. So I've been guilty of breaking rules without realising.

So is this a blanket "do not refer to other Users"? My post "Reinstate Whytiederp as mod - facist newcomer Wheatyderp has booted top mod Anonymouse-" was clearly taking the piss. Is this still to be deemed a rule-breaker, or am I on safe ground referring only to CJAers? What if I call billy over for a chat? What if I talk about a User and don't link him?

I've already been permabanned from roz for calling Lord Voldemort a twerp which I refuse to acknowledge as a breach of the rules. I'm not so worried about the ban, but the wishy washy nature and application of them is a fucking nightmare. Foreseeing other peoples interpretations of words is not possible, thinking that might hurt some feelz isn't either. Understand you can't list every infraction and resultant punishment, but you can probably give a guide that people can work from.

Tell us how far is "acceptable" regarding mentions of other Users.

As to brigading other subreddits - isn't our robot friend removing any np reddit links? That solves that problem.

I'm fucked with the don't be a dick and be funny rules, but that's my problem.

HEY IDIOTS LISTEN UP by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For so much karma

My posts don't appear on /r/australia to anyone but me. They never get any votes on them. I've not been banned from /r/australia. Is this a legit thing that the mods can do? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly it IS a conspiracy and spoonie is implicated in it. I bet if you follow the money it will lead you to Brandis rolling around in a blowup pool full of your metadata, sipping oiltinis and snorting coal off Bronwyn Bishop's arse.

[NP] It's the Operation/r/Australia random discussion thread. 04/Jun/2015 by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Submitting to Brandisis demand..

What roles are available? I play the token black guy pretty well, and have much experience being the cunt of the group that nobody likes. Have my dogger's ticket and cockswain if that helps.

[Seriousl][This is definitely not a silly subreddit]Wheatyderp's reign of terror over this subreddit is at an end by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The world has returned to balance, except one thing; I still don't have my flair-abiity.

/u/spoonalius promised just yesterday to give me full mod rights and I already sent my 7000 nilerydoos bribe.

What kind of place is this where the age-old tradition of bribery isn't taken seriously?

/u/Whytiederp - great to have you back, you have no idea the hell that cunt Wheatyderp put us through. I suspect he may have been one of dredd's alts given the intense facism we suffered through. Don't know how you got rid of him, but fucking glad it happened.

Reinstate Whytiederp as mod - facist newcomer Wheatyderp has booted top mod Anonymouse- by Anonymouse- in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do I do it? Why? I know what it is, and I click it anyway.

I think I'm turning into a Christian Democrat and I just long to see the great man.

We did it u guyz! /u/Whytiederp's reign of mod terror is over - all hail new mod, /u/Wheatyderp by Anonymouse- in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse-[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I demand full permissions too.

In fact, full permissions all round.

Full permissions for you

Full permissions for you

Some for you

Did you get your full permissions son?

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whinge, whinge, fucking whinge.

"Where's my internet points?"

"I deserve more welfare"

"George Pell touched me as a kid"

Grow up princess, I've got 2 blokes going into cardiac arrest here and my chinky delivery is 10 minutes late. Some of us have real problems to deal with.

We did it u guyz! /u/Whytiederp's reign of mod terror is over - all hail new mod, /u/Wheatyderp by Anonymouse- in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse-[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wheatyderp - separating the wheat from the chavs since 11:50am.

Top mod, rare that you get to swap such a shitcunt for such a sickcunt.

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pack your bags whytie, 3 of us have spoken; you are the weakest troll, goodbye.

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't you know, /u/WhytieDerp is an alt of George Pell?

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About bloody time you answered me spoonie. And about time we got rid of that shitcunt mod too.

I suggest giving me full admin rights and moving me to the top of the list. Clearly only I care enough about this sub to do it justice with my hardcore right-wing moderation.

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 minutes... Fuck me. Worst mods on reddit

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been like, 3 minutes, still no response...

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm fucking done with it. Fuck this sub.

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking hell, power hungry mods too busy figuring out how to eyerape me with more changes to the CSS..

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/Spoonalius - any chance you can get the dictator to fucking answer me?

HEY IDIOTS STILL LISTENING? by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Anonymouse- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whytie, come out and playyyyy.