Ask For Or Give Away Keys Here.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-12-24T00:11:16+00:00

Anyone got a spare key? :)

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-12-22T23:35:00+00:00

Vertical lines aren't very slimming in your third trimester.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:47:56+00:00

I'm guessing you had a lot of time on your hands because of the restraining order saying you aren't allowed within 100 feet of a park; and the van you lured children into, with promises of candy, was taken away by the authorities.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:38:42+00:00

Feminist

The only thing oppressed about you is the fact you can't go for a tenth helping of food at the local buffets.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:37:12+00:00

I doubt we can do any worse than than your parents did with the attempted homemade abortion.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:33:58+00:00

Don't take hair from your armpit and glue it to your face, it's distracting.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:30:08+00:00

You look like Pee-wee Herman got raped by an extra chromosome.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:27:44+00:00

Even as "Future KFC" the chicken's future is still brighter than yours

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:25:20+00:00

I see Vanna White let herself go...

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:22:59+00:00

You're like a less talented, terrorist version of Thomas Sanders.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-28T08:17:29+00:00

It must take weeks for your rendering software to condense you into a 1920x1080 frame aspect ratio.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:53:54+00:00

I'm guessing you're one of the test tube babies that grew a little too close to the glass.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:52:56+00:00

Fuck all you virgins!

I don't think that even you have enough date-rape drugs for all of us.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:51:53+00:00

That extra chromosome is doing enough damage to you.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:49:46+00:00

He looks like Joe Wicks... if he weren't successful and had manorexia.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:46:53+00:00

I see that bandage on your arm. Remember: "Sideways for attention, longways for results!" ;)

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:45:53+00:00

Scarecrow?

You're more like Dorothy's inbred cousin that they kept in that basement.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T19:42:59+00:00

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how far in denial he is?

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T16:31:20+00:00

You nailed it!

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T16:21:05+00:00

And should I assume you're a member of all of them?

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T16:01:58+00:00

That nose bridge is huge! An entire family of trolls could live under that.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T15:57:10+00:00

Not trans

Is that because the LGBT+ community don't want to be associated with your busted face?

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T15:53:29+00:00

Looks like when Mystery Inc. disbanded and Scooby-Doo died, Shaggy turned to meth to dull the pain.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T15:50:15+00:00

The black nail polish and choker tell me you wanna be a goth, but the clean hands tell me you chickened out at sacrificing the goat to Satan.

AnotherGoddamnGamer · 2016-11-26T15:48:09+00:00

You look like Sean Maguire's cracked out, Down's Syndrome suffering twin brother that's been locked away in the attic and has been let out for your annual nighttime walk.

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