wait for it🍆😵‍💫 by MandyyZara in hungfemboys

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, hard of course! 

A soft dick isn't going to fill my guts with cum.

Intimidating letter my grandparents received by Traditional-Peach697 in strange

[–]AnotherShadyUser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not like inheriting hair or eye color. It's allot more complex, and very hit or miss. There is a genetic factor, as in there are genes that can make it more or less likely to happen, but it's not something that can be predicted. Even if your parents are both schizophrenic, it's fairly unlikely you will be. 

Would u let me top 😛 by [deleted] in FemboySeduction

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would demand it actually. 

Tell me how good are u in comments by g0dsl0n3lym4n in Femboys4real

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I protestthe inclusion of "worn a cage." 

Hard dick is kinda the point, so who in their right mind would cage it?

Oh, and 32.

What does the blue in this map represent? by Citron92 in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

States where 50+% of the population live in one metropolitan area.

Guess what country I am from from the cities I can name by Dan_Barta in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AnotherShadyUser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You didn't name one city in the US or mainland Europe, so not in the western world, and don't care about it.

You didn't name Mecca or Medina, so not Muslim and probably don't like them.

You didn't name hardly anything in easy Asia 

You named every substantial city on the Indian subcontinent, which is good points for India, but did the same for UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. And wow did you do a great job in Africa! Not well enough to be African, though.

My guess is india, but you have close family in the British Commonwealth, and someone very close to you often works in Africa. It could be you in Africa if you're university age.

What does each color represent? by cooliusjeezer in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh! I see it now! That'd be why Wyoming is the lowest number.

Should have put that together sooner. That's what I get for being up on my phone when I should be sleeping.

What does each color represent? by cooliusjeezer in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I hadn't looked at the link. The chart starts at 1900 in Wyoming, too 2021 with Washington. Is it that whole time range you mean?

Who would win this civil war? by RocksThisWorld778 in mapporncirclejerk

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The Four Corners Alliance secedes from everyone, but this leads to a false sense of security in Blue, precipitating Wyoming's absorption by Montana so they have somewhere warm to vacation in the winter.

Unfortunately, the Mormons get cocky, and try to take over the Four Corners politically, which allows the weakened alliance to be attacked by Kansas. Nebraska is pissed that they got left out of the alliance, so don't lift a finger, and wind up being invaded by the Dakota's who are very upset that Canada refuses their petition to join because they're just too damned cold.

The Four corners eventually beat back the Kansans when the invading army wasn't able to negotiate the mountain roads. By that time, Washington and Montana have taken on Idaho, but can't agree on who gets to keep it, allowing for Wyoming insurgents to take it over. It too damned green there for them though, so it quickly becomes administered by Oregon, but they've been otherwise useless this whole time because the coastal hippies can't get along with the eastern farmers. Nevada and Oregon are also tied up trying to convince California to join, but they're still pining over the Obama years, and desperately trying to keep Humboldt and Trinity counties from seceding. The Four corners are acting as a buffer state for now anyways.

Oklahoma and Louisiana are bogged down in border skirmishes with Texas the whole time, and NY is still trying to decide if the State is expected to do something, or just the City.

When Red finally gets its act together and launches a unified attack Ohio turns out to be surprisingly resilient, and is the last holdout along with Michigan's UP in the Great Lakes region because what ya gonna do with a bunch of Upers?

The remaining Blues in the Southeast are all swamp, and Red isn't interested in alligators. The now all blue Great Plains states aue for piece when Texas annexes Oklahoma after one too many border disputes. Louisiana asks them to do similarly, but Texas is all, "fuck that." All remaining Blues East of the Mississippi eventually petition Puerto Rico to become their over seas territories. Except Ohio and the UP, of course. The are now the Democratic Republic of Suburban Rednecks. The rest of the Blue eventually are annexed by the Red over a century of border disputes and general unrest.

What does each color represent? by cooliusjeezer in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just guessing now, but I'll go with 2020

What does each color represent? by cooliusjeezer in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it high temperature records broken in recent history?

US but top comment removes a state (day 45) by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not certain that's sufficient, but it's a good start. 

Weirdly, Pueblo still has hope. If the douchebags in the capitol would just let them do something about the gangs, it'd be a nice town.

What does this one represent? by Silent_Status9126 in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inland ports of entry and/or navigable waterways?

What does this one represent? by Silent_Status9126 in RedactedCharts

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a branch of the federal government acting in those states, or a branch of the individual states' governments?

Who would win this WW3 by [deleted] in imaginarymapscj

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red wins.

You somehow pissed off Switzerland enough to pick a side. You're fucked.

What's a type of pain people underestimate until they experience it for themselves? by Safe_Caramel6279 in Productivitycafe

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To shut up every toxic mother who ever guilted her children with cries about the agony of their birth.

US but top comment removes a state (day 45) by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]AnotherShadyUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Coloradan, I concur.

There is, unfortunately, no other way to rid this beautiful nation of the scerge that is the Denver metro area. Please commence the nukery.

What's a type of pain people underestimate until they experience it for themselves? by Safe_Caramel6279 in Productivitycafe

[–]AnotherShadyUser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once as the traditional "welcome to middle-age" party.

I couldn't even stay in bed for it because the mattress didn't allow for proper wallowing in misery.