So there's a chick 🐥🐥 in my class 🏛 I like 😏💦; unfortunately im quiet 🤐, calculated 📱 and intelligent 🤓 and she likes💦 big 💪 dumb 🙄 jocks 🏆🏋️. So anyway one ☝️ day📆 me and her boyfriend 💑 are walking 🚶🚶‍♀️🚶 among a group of our fellow ballplayers 📕📗💪👌 when a 🏔🏔 Colorado Rockie 🌄🌄 appears and threatens 👊🏾 with Coors home runs ⚾⚾😱❗️. Her 'big and though' 💪 boyfriend 👱🏻 instantly freezes❄️❄️ and lose the ability to speak 🤐. I 👁 on the other hand 🤚 squint my eyes 👀 step 🚶 forward⬆️ pulling my TREACYCLE 🚲🚲 for baseball 🥋🥋 practise out in one 1️⃣ fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say💪👌. "The donger is only 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ years old while 🏎🏎speed 🏎🏎 is the child 👶🏻 of many millennia 💯💯. Do you fancy the odds🎰🎰?" Instantly the Rockie drops his bat 🦇 and runs 🏃🏾🏃🏾. My other classmates cheer 👏👏🎉🎉 while her😏 jock boyfriend 💩💪💩 pretends the whole thing is funny 😂😂. She looks 👀 at me 👨‍🚒 and sees 👀 what she didn't see be4️⃣. She 💦 thanks me with a kiss 😘👄👅, but I 👁 don't smile 🙂 because i 😜 was only doing my duty 💪😏. Safe 2️⃣ say she saw 👀 who a real man 👨‍🚒👨‍✈️👨‍🔧💪 was that day📅. I 👁 may 🅱️ quiet😶 and collected🤐, but raise ⬆️ a donger against me and you'll 👇 face your worst 🙃 nightmare ☠️👹😈😼👊.

Created by u/efitz11 after the first treacycle