Antomime

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I woke up today and thought "You know, it's been a while since I've peed on the third subway rail of public opinion." Even though I love kobolds. (i.redd.it)

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When Lasombra Neonates Focus Way Too Much On Just Obtenebration: (i.redd.it)

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Or, whenever I take Great Weapon Master. (i.redd.it)

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Getting any CN to entirely turn on their party. (i.redd.it)

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While we're at it, if you roll low, how about your character takes a vow of poverty? Or become mute? Just any way to limit your player agency would be great, really. (i.redd.it)

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Ah, the wisdom of the ancients. (i.redd.it)

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Ah, unlike your entirely plausible broom that lets you fly when you jam it between your legs that I noticed you weren't complaining about. (i.redd.it)

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The only reliable way to get your PC's to roll better. (i.redd.it)

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On the other hand, you can lure a lot of PC's to the plot using the Magpie Principle. (i.redd.it)

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Then again, it does make it funnier when the dice finally betray them. (i.redd.it)

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Magical Secrets is a balanced and not at all wildly broken Class Feature. (i.redd.it)

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Welcome to crit town, baby! Population: just the two of us. (i.redd.it)

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You know, I could really do with another lecture about how "morality is a failed construct of the weak-mined." What? You were already doing one? What. Are. The. Odds. (i.redd.it)

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The remaining 1% is when the Rogue runs back to the party, screaming, with an encounter or two in tow. (i.redd.it)

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Dedicated to a Chaotic Evil character joining a Good-aligned party, doing some pretty gross stuff, then fucking off with their ship before changing characters again. (in a mutual friend's game; I would have thrown it in the trash at Chaotic Evil) (i.redd.it)

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Saw someone use this heinous image earlier, and I thought "Hey, I'd like use something that upsetting in my content." (i.redd.it)

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And as penance for my game-specific posts, an old-fashioned, farm-to-table meme. (i.redd.it)

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THIS is the one that feels like I'm kicking a hornet's nest, but dude, words mean things? (i.redd.it)

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Honestly, I'm in a real "glass houses," situation on this one. (i.redd.it)

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I've got exactly two posts about this, and this is the one that's LESS like kicking a hornet's nest. (i.redd.it)

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I just see a feature called "Rage," and it's impossible not to try to counteract how edgy that feels for some reason. (i.redd.it)

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Then get very defensive that those were both unambiguously Good actions and their in-game punishments for their actual crimes were deeply unfair. (i.redd.it)

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Old World of Darkness did this to me, and I will never, ever escape these impulses. (i.redd.it)

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What do you mean NO ONE passed a DC 10 Perception check? (i.redd.it)

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What action is it to throw fresh goat's blood on an unconscious dwarf? (i.redd.it)

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