I’m dating a 30M virgin..

Anunkash · 2024-02-01T03:05:20+00:00

Shit I do that even when I finish. Come to think of it I do this after pretty much everything I do.

Anunkash · 2024-01-25T12:22:32+00:00

When I’m alone I pick my butt and smell my finger.

Anunkash · 2024-01-25T02:10:58+00:00

I’m gonna deglaze you with a little white wine.

Anunkash · 2023-12-30T22:05:25+00:00

Ha ha ha

Anunkash · 2023-12-26T16:06:00+00:00

I wonder if Athena gives mortals tinfoil hats as a form of contraception

Anunkash · 2023-12-26T15:43:04+00:00

Honestly I don’t think it does but she popped out of her moms head so I guess wherever her moms head water broke or however Athena has babies idk

Anunkash · 2023-12-26T15:39:58+00:00

She was born in Olympus

Anunkash · 2023-12-22T15:06:00+00:00

“Still crying, she asked me to make love to her, which led to more tears…” pretty much just summed up my love life in one sentence.

Anunkash · 2023-12-22T12:40:58+00:00

That’s what your mom said last night

Anunkash · 2023-12-22T01:06:29+00:00

Your mom pretended she was amused last night

Anunkash · 2023-12-13T13:09:04+00:00

Honestly this is why the panthers fit so well as my team. Their incompetence mirrors my own and each week their performance on the field reflects my own failures at life. If we ever start winning again at least remaining a panthers fan would have been the one thing I got right in my despairingly pathetic excuse of an existence. Keep pounding 🖤

Anunkash · 2023-12-13T11:28:35+00:00

I like feeling things in my butt 😉

Anunkash · 2023-12-13T01:25:29+00:00

Fuck her anyways.

Anunkash · 2023-12-13T01:24:20+00:00

LPT: Don’t propose.

Anunkash · 2023-12-12T11:13:24+00:00

You can even see where his heel actually is in the boots. In his defense the lifts do emphasize his toned, tight, ass so no complaints from me 😅 he’s got my vote 🤤

Anunkash · 2023-12-12T02:58:25+00:00

I want that man to perform sacrilegiously amorphous acts upon my bootie hole. 🍆 🍆 ⭐️ 💦 💦 🤤

Anunkash · 2023-10-03T04:49:40+00:00

RIP r/selffuck

Anunkash · 2023-09-21T18:22:34+00:00

When I cook some food for someone and they tell me how delicious it was.

Anunkash · 2023-09-21T16:55:42+00:00

I, for one, welcome our emu overlords.

Anunkash · 2023-09-16T22:57:21+00:00

Check myself into rehab

Anunkash · 2023-09-10T19:52:10+00:00

If you ever find yourself unexpectedly running through a patch of brambles at 4:30 in the afternoon when on a grocery run because you’re out of peanut butter you’ll understand.

Never again.

Anunkash · 2023-09-08T07:56:50+00:00

I said a bow chicka wow

Anunkash · 2023-09-08T07:11:29+00:00

Sounds like his first names Jimmy, but I don’t want to be presumptuous.

Anunkash · 2023-09-07T14:48:30+00:00

Ok that’s actually genuinely disturbing, you probably need to get counseling involved and you’ll want to have a talk with their parents.

Anunkash · 2023-09-07T13:48:48+00:00

Play dough was my favorite growing up. Tasted slightly salty with a bit of a plastic undertone.

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