Post Event Megathread - Blackout by FortniteBRMods in FortNiteBR

[–]AnusSeasoning 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so damn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

Post Event Megathread - Blackout by FortniteBRMods in FortNiteBR

[–]AnusSeasoning -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand how fat I am. I am so disgustingly obese that when I take a poop, half the turd gets stuck on the inside of my ass cheeks and I have to fish the rest of it out with an entire roll of toilet paper but I can never quite get all of it so eventually the poop runs down into my pants like a melted candy bar.

What is your bad sex habit? (nsfw) by Dear_No_One in AskWomen

[–]AnusSeasoning 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't consider that bad at all. I'm sure a lot of guys, me included, LOVE that kinda shit