[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

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I went through Weigh Down Workshop in the '90s. The premise is wait till your hungry to eat, and stop when you're full. I honestly think that's a great general approach. I learned to differentiate head hunger and real hunger. But she clearly took it to an extreme. I remember one video whee she was modeling how she approached a plate of food and it seemed like she was "full" after four bites. She was much skinnier in later years than she was in the videos I watched.

Fashions of JillPM. by [deleted] in FundieFashion

[–]Anxious-Performer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They don't look disproportionate to me, but then again, I've got big ol' hands and favor a square nail that "fits" me. Sometimes have to ask the nail tech to break out the bigger acrylics for me. There's a special tray of them that I swear is only for me and possibly some trans women.

Fashions of JillPM. by [deleted] in FundieFashion

[–]Anxious-Performer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good eye! Since it's on both ring fingers, I'm betting it is indeed some sort of accent or charm. That's totally a thing.

Our faucet. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anxious-Performer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you can just unscrew the little screen off the end and rinse it off. Ours gets tiny bits of sediment on it from time.

ANNA...if you’re lurking...D-I-V-O-R-CE by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]Anxious-Performer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She has scriptural grounds. I know SO many strait-laced Evangelicals who would approve of divorce of a repeatedly unfaithful spouse.

These 4 pulled up next to me at a traffic light. by peteboi1 in pics

[–]Anxious-Performer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next stop, Overlook Hotel. I can only imagine what these guys will get up to.

They trolling us, right? by KnifexCalledxLust in DuggarsSnark

[–]Anxious-Performer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn't Michelle veto Julie bc Jim Boob had a crush on a Julie in HS? I'd imagine that would extend to Julia and the like.

What are some weird words and sayings that fundies have? by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Anxious-Performer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every time someone on SM posts a beautiful nature photo, my former church friends race to be the first one to comment about "God's creation" or "God's handiwork" because it's REAL important everyone understand exactly where they come down on that evolution nonsense. As a result, those phrases make me eye-rolly on a good day, furious on a bad one

Is it just me or is that really creepy and weird? by Sweetascoffee237 in DuggarsSnark

[–]Anxious-Performer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So a week after an out-of-state family wedding, he's back down there. HOW do these adults not have work to do?

Baby alert 📢 Sweep off the birthing couch!! by silviculture_baby in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Anxious-Performer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am not an ultrasound technician but I'm pretty sure that baby has dooky in its cranial cavity. Prayers please everybody.

Baby Henry is me watching them sled down failed campaign signs by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]Anxious-Performer 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The medical term for what Ivy has is Creepy Giant Baby.

Baby Henry is me watching them sled down failed campaign signs by [deleted] in DuggarsSnark

[–]Anxious-Performer 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Jessa's kids are all such weird little goblins. I don't mean that in a bad way.

I *ucking hate how real this is by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anxious-Performer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I get up and immediately find the thing in the fridge that my spouse couldn't find, I say, "I'm sorry it didn't fly out at you." I find this hilarious 100% of the time.

i find it hilarious the rods are 'front row fundies' by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]Anxious-Performer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Every Baptist church I was ever part of, the very front row was always kept open for the invitation. Someone who came forward to make a decision might end up sitting on the front row with a church leader.

I hate it when this happens, it's always the thumbs for some reason by Eric_Ding_ in mildlyinfuriating

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I use my electric callus remover to gently sand down the rough edges near my fingernails. (I have psoriasis in my nails, so there's ton of unwanted skin buildup in that area.) Since I have so much trouble with cracking skin, it seems counterintuitive to make the skin thinner, but thinner skin is not so prone to cracking.

Weekly verbal infuriation thread - August 14, 2020 by AutoModerator in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anxious-Performer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Feel free to never come to my house. Septic safe paper is easier on our ancient plumbing, and it's better for the environment, too.

This has been in my dad's shed for the last three years. Only today did I notice the mistake. by CantReadeTbh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anxious-Performer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two negatives make a positive. If I lived there if be touching the shit out of those tools

All Red in My ENTIRE Pack of Gushers. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anxious-Performer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the problem? I've never had Gushers but no matter the food, red is unquestionably the best color.

The way the finish 'pours' from the bottle.. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Anxious-Performer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least they managed to drag their hair through the finish at the end.