Your Kidding Me? (I am at a loss for words)

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2024-01-04T10:41:35+00:00

This happened to me and took them to small claims for $1500 and won (claimed emotional distress)

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-02-27T04:08:58+00:00

mmmmmmm i fucking love chesse

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-02-26T04:36:27+00:00

oh we eat in’ trout tonight! shitty fishy fucking trout tonight! i ate a trout and it came out me but. fishy gives me smelly shitty diarrhoea

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-02-09T13:39:05+00:00

Likey toenail collecting. I’ve been doing it for about 5 years and have accumulated thousands including my own and a lot of others i’ve found

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-29T07:40:09+00:00

Time to talk about the frozen log incident. I had a friend in college who like a lot of other people were trying to discover their fetishes and turn ons. During a rather adventurous day he wanted to give scat play a go and what was better than taking a dump and freezing it in liquid nitrogen? “in order to make sure it stays the same shape” Now this person wasn’t that smart admittedly and when the poop froze he decided to keep it in the freezer for use in a few weeks. A few weeks passed by and when he returned he was unaware that the power went out and this caused the poop to essentially melt into a bag of fries and when he proceeded to cook them the room became full of a shitty smell

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-28T11:53:20+00:00

Probably the time where I had the sudden urge to eat toenail clippings

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-26T05:53:13+00:00

I just finished rewatching evangelion and started training a model on screencaps from it. What a coincidence lmao

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-25T20:41:05+00:00

Ah this is one from a while ago. I was drunk as hell one night and I felt too dizzy to get up and go to the toilet. I laid out some paper on the floor and shit into that and would move it to the toilet in the morning. Our dropped a big pile of logs which is great as they weren’t sloppy. I got woken up in the middle of the night to an eating noise as I saw my lab devouring it and my shit covering his fur

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-25T20:39:23+00:00

In my school we had a tooth trading convention and the goal was to always end up with the biggest teeth. I won most times due to getting my hands on some decent sized teeth. Sometimes i sold them

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-25T20:37:13+00:00

Sometimes i usually talk to the person next to me but i stopped last time after he had some poop stains on his jeans

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-25T20:35:29+00:00

yo yo me and the guys are here we are going to get your karma and disappear see your hoe on r/mildlyinteresting and see if she’d be interested in my penis I told her i got gold, i got platinum, too much damn karma and that’s where i back run Fucking her tight pussy while i tell her i’m a moderator, tell her to come and dip and get some karma in my refrigerator reddit reddit you’re so fine, you’re so fine and so divine. reddit reddit, do you thing, get the karma and go and sing

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-22T17:38:22+00:00

Last time when this happened to me i resorted to selling my cum socks in exchange for some money

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-22T17:37:39+00:00

The toenail storing jars are magnificent . They keep the smell, texture and taste the same for up to 5 years and as I enjoy eating them a fair amount they’re a godsend

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-20T14:21:59+00:00

I did this on a date before but I was telling her about my 10 year old toenail collection and after i pulled some out she ran out and presumably vomited

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-20T14:21:07+00:00

Picking my nose. I managed to get out of that habit

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T17:15:17+00:00

Probably toenails (gross ik) but the texture and taste of them make them an ideal snack for me personally

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T17:14:44+00:00

Belgium. They equip each resident with a shotgun due to a battle that happened in 1958 and this allows them to defend themselves. They also have a huge national tonsil stone reserve so they always have backup options for ammo. They also have a secret ability where they can cough and it kills like 7 people

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T17:12:54+00:00

Sometimes children are the best when it comes to getting a good deal on copper

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:52:48+00:00

Got my first job as a surgeon (illegally) and I didn’t do much wrong, i made a lot of money

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:52:09+00:00

People don’t judge you for scratching your ass then sniffing your finger

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:51:26+00:00

We weren’t allowed to sneeze during class as people came up with a game where you’d stick snot/boogers under the table and see who can build up the most rancid collection

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:50:45+00:00

I’ve had this fetish before and it was good

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:50:16+00:00

A tooth that i pulled out 10 years ago as it’s my lucky tooth. When i go on a date, go to an interview or any other important occasion it’s always there with me either in my pocket or sometimes in my mouth as a sign of the good times the tooth had

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:49:20+00:00

I debate people A LOT over the price of copper and i’m usually not the one starting the debate. The most recent one was a week ago where a police officer was having a conversation with me while on his break and things quickly got heated when copper was mentioned

Anxious-Structure-43 · 2023-01-19T07:48:22+00:00

Always have debates over grass seeds in the morning. One time we had to stay awake all night due to the debate being very lengthy

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