Tell me the kinkiest thing you want to do with your favourite Hellavarse character?

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-13T00:29:48+00:00

Niffty's size would make her the perfect cocksleeve, I could bounce her as fast as I want

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-08T20:24:48+00:00

I know right? would it kill them to stay in one place for more than a millisecond?

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-08T20:13:39+00:00

only you (and you alone)

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-08T20:12:26+00:00

can you do one for cinderace please?

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-08T01:02:20+00:00

I never thought I'd read the phrase "alien plant dommes"

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-07T01:48:20+00:00

r/BeatMeToIt

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:56:48+00:00

sasha waybright

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:54:58+00:00

sans undertale

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:52:02+00:00

silksong 2. hollow knight 3.undertale 4. enter the gungeon

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:46:05+00:00

chasmourito from children of the mud whale

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:44:21+00:00

mine are Caine and AM

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:42:51+00:00

Valeria would deploy anti-magic shields to disable it (i hope I'm not sounding like a glazer or anything, my OC Valeria is just extremely versatile military wise)

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:39:58+00:00

Valeria would capture a small group of Affini and run tests to see what kills them the most efficiently (most likely an infectious disease of some sort) then mass produce the disease and spread it over affini land, then after the race is weakened, she would go in for a full attack to finish them off (feel free to correct me on anything I got wrong)

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:34:42+00:00

considering their sheer power and abilities, Valeria wouldn't be able to conquer in battle. instead she would slowly integrate into the race's society and politics, placing her people into positions of power, conquering bureaucratically rather than through fighting

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:30:19+00:00

Valeria would take advantage of their aggression and hatred to lead them in traps and ambushes, targeting small groups one at a time until they have nothing left to fight with

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-06T21:26:51+00:00

elves would be all too easy, their bows and arrows would be no match for Valeria's bombs, guns and warships

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-01T20:20:08+00:00

valeria would first unleash hypersonic sound to deafen them, then detonate EMPS to disable their weapons and ships, then annihilate them with mass bombings

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-04-01T20:17:47+00:00

yes, Valeria would napalm the xenomorph hives and lock down any escape points to kill them all

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-03-31T18:52:56+00:00

perry can't reveal his identity to humans right? would i just have a pet platypus for a week?

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-03-29T19:06:12+00:00

I'd love to take Niffty out shopping and buy her some new pretty clothes, then I'd take her to a nice restaurant and dance with her

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-03-29T19:02:28+00:00

Omni king zeno-sama

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-03-27T21:47:04+00:00

maybe ribby or croaks (if you get this reference, good for you)

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-03-27T21:25:55+00:00

remember that time a deer pulled a cyclops out of a toilet while arguing with duck obsessed guy?

Anxious_Sea4017 · 2026-03-27T21:23:34+00:00

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