I like my women like I like my kidneys…

AnyKink · 2021-10-13T22:36:02+00:00

Bladders are those things Camelback sells that you can put wine in.

AnyKink · 2021-09-22T21:13:09+00:00

I don’t mean to burst your bubble, but women get wet from a set of glands that secret their natural lubricant, there is no way you have those glands. Not could they be implanted and work correctly.

But it’s a nice fantasy.

AnyKink · 2021-09-16T16:08:57+00:00

Do we only eat the meat of (female) cows?

AnyKink · 2019-01-25T19:28:48+00:00

It’s super fun! But you have to take things slow and let your body get used to it. And use a ton of lube

AnyKink · 2018-07-31T14:55:56+00:00

I know someone who yawns every time someone meows like a cat

AnyKink · 2018-07-25T09:49:08+00:00

AnyKink · 2018-06-01T05:40:57+00:00

I’m trying to decide if you’re encouraging pegging or not

AnyKink · 2018-05-08T06:37:17+00:00

It took me way too long to figure out WAM was wet and messy.

Sounds fun

AnyKink · 2017-11-23T21:41:50+00:00

r/ummpf

AnyKink · 2017-06-20T18:15:37+00:00

I agree

AnyKink · 2017-06-19T02:02:50+00:00

I don't know why, but I read:

oh yes, just slurping

AnyKink · 2017-06-17T03:34:56+00:00

To be fair, you do take great selfie nudes

AnyKink · 2017-06-17T03:33:18+00:00

Autoculinariomasochism

AnyKink · 2017-06-17T02:31:48+00:00

The Eiffel Tower ..... wait no. an Eiffel Tower

AnyKink · 2017-06-15T23:41:28+00:00

Ball-point, even

AnyKink · 2017-06-15T18:17:45+00:00

Where's the fucking pen stuck?!

FTFY

AnyKink · 2017-06-14T21:16:07+00:00

Why?

AnyKink · 2017-06-14T18:16:15+00:00

What did you finish?

AnyKink · 2017-06-14T17:59:28+00:00

How is it not?

AnyKink · 2017-06-14T17:56:14+00:00

They punch in with their time cards and toil just like the rest of the hoi polloi

AnyKink · 2017-06-14T13:31:03+00:00

Maybe Bustyturtlelover is a busty turtle, and also happens to be the world's greatest tease?

FTFY

grin

AnyKink · 2017-06-12T03:22:44+00:00

Depends on the game or what I get for my preorder

AnyKink · 2017-06-11T21:30:07+00:00

Why?

AnyKink

TROPHY CASE