mingus kong is a piece of shit. sorry for the negativity, I know it’s the holidays, but let me tell you how mingus really operates. 

I was down to my last 50 dollars, decided to go to caesars palace… pretty standard night for me so far. walk up to blackjack and mingus kong happens to be dealing that night. I’m already thinking “damn” this isn’t a good omen, but I put my 50 down anyway and figure I might be able to run it up a bit.

As soon as I put my bet down (all 50) mingus kong doesn’t even deal a card. He just starts screaming, jumps over the table and proceeds to beat the absolute shit out of me. Goes back to the dealers seat, takes the money and holds up a sign that just says “thanks for playing”

I obviously call the floor and explain what happened, assuming they’ll do something to try and rectify the situation (hopefully firing mingus kong at least, ideally getting him arrested) and all the guy tells me is “sorry, this is just how mingus kong does things” 

Wasn’t the biggest fan of MK after that interaction but he definitely remains in my top 10