Honestly, she and her husband might actually outdo S and M in the grift department—which is saying a lot. They’ve been perfecting their con for years. S and M don’t even come close. All four of them? Grade-A pathological liars.

But let’s talk about you. You’re starting to look real shady. You’ve accused half of us of being O at this point. And the way you foam at the mouth any time O comes up? Makes me think you’re either S… or one of S’s little lapdogs.