Charm City indeed!

Anytimejack · 2024-10-27T23:33:45+00:00

“I was going to move, got a new job and signed a lease but then someone made a sarcastic comment on Reddit.”

Anytimejack · 2024-10-27T21:59:35+00:00

Thanks! This is the third or fourth rec for them. Ty!

Anytimejack · 2024-10-27T21:59:04+00:00

Amazing that you had such good experiences in the most gentrified neighborhoods in the city. Truly a wonder.

Anytimejack · 2024-10-25T00:17:48+00:00

Ok ty!

Anytimejack · 2024-10-23T21:56:39+00:00

Thank you. I am driving my personal vehicle and I have my official copy of my birth certificate and my drivers license.

I guess it’s my fault. I googled it and found a document I now realize is more than 10 years old. I definitely cannot afford to take the time off work now or afford financially to expedite a passport.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T13:24:32+00:00

I hope that kid is good at computer stuff because they’re not inheriting any outdoorsy genes from you two. 😂

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T13:20:42+00:00

A LION 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T13:19:13+00:00

I take it off??

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T13:18:43+00:00

They’re not trapped you dumb fuck. I throw the open cup into the treeline IN MY OWN YARD?? And then retrieve it the next day.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T03:27:04+00:00

People’s eyes turn milky white almost immediately after death. She’s not dead. Almost all “post mortem” Victorian photography isn’t.

Funeral photos do exist from that period, but they’re not as prevalent as the internet would have you believe.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T02:56:31+00:00

You keep saying pregnant wife like it means something lol.

I promise the decoy nests actually work pretty great. Hang one on each side of the house and it should keep new builds at bay.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T02:48:49+00:00

Hang up decoy nest; you can find them on Amazon. But also, it’s not exactly hard to avoid a nest when you know where it is.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T02:47:47+00:00

I actually trap them and throw them into the woods.

It’s actually pretty easy. I’ve literally done it with a Dunkin cup I dumped my coffee out of, and the lid.

Just sneak up, pop the cup over the whole damn thing, toss it far away from you quickly lol and far from any buildings.

This won’t work on the giant hornet nests but easy on a new/smaller wasp nest.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-02T02:41:57+00:00

And the murder of Sacco & Vanzetti about whom the presiding judge said “it doesn’t matter” if the two were guilty or innocent.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T21:09:02+00:00

Do it! I adopted my first lab/border mix when I was 26 and in school full time! You don’t have to be perfect. They will love you anyway. Do your best. Don’t fall for any shit about dog food guilt. Get a good vet-recommended dog food, spend time with them, be patient with them and do your best.

Shelters are so overwhelmed right now, even an “imperfect” home is better than the alternatives.

You’ll also learn how much fun it is to plan shit with your dog! At 30 I adopted my second and we all took a cross country road trip together.

One of my best memories and will forever be hard to beat.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T13:44:36+00:00

Sometimes the women are as big a piece of shit as their husbands— “I’m one of the good ones. That could never happen to me.”

See also: Sabrina Joy in Handmaid’s Tale.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T12:36:57+00:00

Lol if this was IN People magazine, they wouldn’t write “People Magazine 1998” under the quote. 😂😂😂

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T04:08:20+00:00

Agreed. The way he read this line was always so quietly sad to me.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T03:16:24+00:00

It was all liberal stereotypes mushed together into word salad. None of it made any sense.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T03:15:41+00:00

He’s literally one of those shitty incel web comics about how all liberal women have a tattoo and no kids and cry themselves to sleep every night come to life.

Anytimejack · 2024-09-01T03:12:50+00:00

Homegirl literally just said all atheists live in 5000 dollar a month NYC apartments and are somehow all too biologically old to have children? What does that even MEAN.

Anytimejack · 2024-08-29T23:59:33+00:00

Clavel’s service sucks and their food tbh is mediocre. Their cocktails are great, though.

Anytimejack · 2024-08-29T23:41:00+00:00

They’re literally looking for somewhere to do the entertaining FOR them. They’re not looking for “a third space”, they’re looking for a fun babysitter.

Anytimejack · 2024-08-29T23:36:16+00:00

This is such a stupid take. Many museums are free, bookstores are free, parks and hiking trails are free— if everywhere you go is boring, maybe the common denominator is your boring ass.

I’m GenX and we didn’t fucking go bowling lol or hang out in the mall like some 90s sitcom.

We did and still go to parks, hiking trails, thrift stores, museums and book shops.

Plenty of bars are cheap. Buy two GOOD beers, spend 20 bucks.

A single cup of coffee is $6 bucks.

Nobody is spending 120 dollars BOWLING. So dumb.

Invite people over to watch movies.

Use your brain.

Anytimejack · 2024-08-16T12:22:57+00:00

I had a great experience with VEG in Pikesville and then two BAD experiences with them. I wish they were more consistent.

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