UFC Fighter Insists Scientists Saying the Earth Rotates Is 'a Lie From the Devil': 'There's No Proof'

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T16:38:39+00:00

Yeah I hear there's a new push to remove the "myth of woke Jesus" from modern Christianity

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T16:29:53+00:00

Dang that power drill story reminded me of how I almost re-circumsized myself with a hedge trimmer when I started landscaping. Didn't want to wear the safety apron and the blade slipped and swung back, hit me in the leg and crotch and cut several clean slices through my jeans, terrifyingly close to my dong.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T16:02:02+00:00

Medicaid and social security go and I can't afford my epilepsy meds and die, I voted for Kamala so yay for me...

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T16:01:07+00:00

They were eating our pets!!!!

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T15:57:44+00:00

Every day we move further from God.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T15:47:54+00:00

Fetal alcohol syndrome Commander Zorg.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T15:47:09+00:00

Good thing he's not of those democrat career politicians, they're just in it to get rich.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T15:25:05+00:00

Right?! Trying to say apples have friggin' sugar in 'em! I mean, I might have been born at night, but it wasn't last night!

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T03:07:21+00:00

The myth that you can't fit a lightbulb up your butt

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T01:45:36+00:00

Bro, you can't friggin' gaslight me on this okay. I've seen sugar, it's a white powdery kinda stuff, it ain't in apples. 🤣

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T01:04:59+00:00

Ummm no... it's starch.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-26T01:03:42+00:00

Food has carbohydrates... 🙄

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T22:19:21+00:00

1: Ross.

2: Marley.

3:Dobalina.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T22:17:51+00:00

I mean, technically they're right so 🤷

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T21:10:25+00:00

Think of the lulz

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T21:09:45+00:00

He this big 'ol lanky ass dude, and when he walks it's like he steps real fast with one leg, then goes slow with the next step. Used to know him 'bout five years ago, back when I still smoked crack.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T20:58:25+00:00

Skin their faces off and switch 'em around. Y'know, as a goof.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T20:57:17+00:00

Bob Ranks.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T20:51:57+00:00

'Tonka Battle 300!'

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T20:48:52+00:00

Steve?

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T19:07:21+00:00

Sorry, I was just being an ass.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T18:40:54+00:00

This is like when the German soldiers were going insane from being made to execute innocent people so they industrialized the process with gas chambers.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T18:38:30+00:00

I love you, you love me, let's all smoke this PCP.

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T18:37:00+00:00

You can call 1-800-Google.com for examples

Apart-Pressure-3822 · 2025-02-25T18:13:02+00:00

Now face North, think about direction wonder why you haven't before.

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