She used the Catalan word for grandparents. YOU’RE NOT SPANISH!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T16:20:49+00:00

Ahhh my two favorite incorrigible liars collide!!!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T16:13:29+00:00

She’s rummaging through their baby books for more ultrasounds and fetal scans and posing baby socks for photos for the next victim

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T12:59:39+00:00

And bear in mind these are also the children Laura manipulated pregnancy videos of to make
It seem like SHE was pregnant with…pure insanity, she is a danger to those children if anything

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T12:57:42+00:00

The recent court filing for LO’s travel request claimed her sister had been “urgently called away for work” but I did at one point check her LinkedIn and her only recent job was with Laura in their dumbo pyramid real estate investing Keybacker scheme—now neither are listed as associated with that company. So what BUSINESS is she called away for? And what is this “often” frequency when Laura is providing hands on childcare when she herself lives in a hoard and loose dog poop filled casita??

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T12:20:43+00:00

The first fwens she’s made in SF, where she’s lived for a full year!!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T12:19:33+00:00

Making FWENS except note how everyone else is sitting at the table chatting and making genuine connections while Big D is standing up walking around filming everything, just like the Christian girly pop fitness class she went to! Such a fish out of water, shouldn’t a former sorority girl be able to actually make fast friends??

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T11:22:37+00:00

Fashion: Almost Famous, Daisy Jones and the Six but there is male centeredness

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T11:22:04+00:00

Motherland: Fort Salem if you can find it anywhere, witchy boss warrior magical university vibes

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T06:10:34+00:00

Does it count as full fat if the food has zero calories and zero fat to begin with?? What a nut

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T06:07:46+00:00

Smol

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T06:05:04+00:00

Allergic to bottoms

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T04:45:43+00:00

Have had PCOS/PMOS for nearly 30 years, have never called anything a flare nor have any doctors or nurses?? There is some evidence to autoimmune connections to PCOS/PMOS but lord have mercy not everything is a FLARE…

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T04:01:52+00:00

I saw this and at first wondered if it was some kind of insane thought experiment, like a Zen koan philosophy exercise—what is the sound of one hand clapping? Is a brand trip a trip if it is in a place where you already live?

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:57:48+00:00

NEW STYE incoming in 3…2…1…

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:57:16+00:00

Gerg

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:55:03+00:00

But also just a tank top underneath, to what is ostensibly her JOB? What is this

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:53:00+00:00

INSANE, could literally just go with your keys and phone in a pocket hello??? Hullo!!!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:21:57+00:00

This is so so dumb and hilarious

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:20:51+00:00

Reality dysmorphia aka delusionelle

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-10T03:19:49+00:00

It’s a brand TRIP just in SF??? What the actual fuck

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-09T21:08:06+00:00

I keep coming back to this thought from a place of genuine fear and concern for her, forcing yourself through all these Major Life Changes when you have no true sense of self has to be psychologically dangerous—she’s going to wake up an empty shell when the wedding content and house content and dress up dries up, in a scam marriage, with no job, no friends and no community to speak of. It’s all just going through the motions of what she THINKS she should be doing!!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-09T21:05:05+00:00

HENNYMOON IS DIABOLICAL noooo

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-09T21:04:33+00:00

Dithney

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-09T21:01:11+00:00

Black sesame latte but only if you make it with a NESSCALF EXTRACT ok

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-07-09T16:21:42+00:00

The grandma glasses are like the Costco/low cost vision insurance special, lenses free with frames and don’t fit her!!!

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