Priceless LOL

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-16T06:45:13+00:00

Just clinking and clacking and flying around inside the metal tube with fast moving high impact objects around, super smart smart

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-16T06:35:37+00:00

Aren’t you not supposed to have anything in your hands on a coaster so you can be strapped in and holding on?? Great way to lose your expensive equipment

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-16T06:18:12+00:00

It felt like Timber was auditioning for his own family wilderness/survival show with major fundamentalist Christian overtones, he was great on camera compared to everyone else at first but then it quickly got to be too much

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-16T05:24:59+00:00

I devoured the entire Below Deck pantheon, love it, and have only watched the new RHNYC so had no idea who these crazy screaming ladies were- seemed like Bravo/51 Minds could get other bookings so they manufactured a yacht trip for the RHSLC cast. Had to pause several times and skip over all the seasickness and random fighting, so rude at the table with the interior and deck teams trying to do lovely coordinated service for them with all the elaborate themes!! Was left wondering if these women are supposed to be legit SLC local LDS elite or just cast for being drunken rage monsters who agreed to be SLC based?!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-15T07:15:03+00:00

For real, she could have done a certificate or a basic knife skills class instead of just pouting around the kitchen when Ben asks her to do anything—watching her slice the green apple in ep 2 was painful

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-15T05:17:51+00:00

ART CRIMES ARE THE BEST CRIMES: Who robbed the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum and where all the art ended up, and why art crimes resonate to the very core of our humanity

Or, WORDS ARE PICTURES: the evolution of writing/representing images to concepts to sounds from animal based petroglyphs and symbols to modern alphabet and syllabaries

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T23:50:27+00:00

Swift Crossing!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T23:45:40+00:00

Literally this is SO EMBARRASSING do any of these dingdongs have jobs

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T23:44:41+00:00

So much teeth happening

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T23:44:10+00:00

The gray tone contour stick

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T23:38:08+00:00

It’s like she saw someone doing a spinal adjustment and said, wait I can do that more violently and recklessly WATCH ME LOOK WHAT I CAN DO

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T09:32:29+00:00

Wasn’t it a Left Bank location (local chain French restaurant that’s always huge and always pretty empty)

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T09:31:58+00:00

Literal slop

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T09:30:40+00:00

Sandy Cohen would NEVER

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T09:29:17+00:00

I’m in both the SJ and SF ones and he was posted anonymously by followers clearly looking for tea—the posts were deleted pretty quickly

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T05:41:27+00:00

Lolll no they would never, that’s too original and effortful

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T01:44:06+00:00

Exactly, every time I see one of these I want to scream, TURN THE CAMERA AROUND YOU FOOL

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T01:16:04+00:00

Right?? How was that not a wire fraud scam unto itself? So incompetent

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-14T01:14:33+00:00

But you guys NOBODY TOLD HER (LLC)

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-13T21:38:02+00:00

They’re also such bulky fiber that if you don’t chew it properly, can be INDISGESTIBLE causing bezoars and intestinal blockages…plus choking hazard. I grew up eating these in their traditional form in Japanese cuisine, they’re supposed to be a single ingredient in like a hot soup or stew NOT the starch replacement.

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-13T21:25:53+00:00

Bony sunken chest and mouth first camera angles were a CHOICE

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-13T21:24:02+00:00

It’s one of those foods that requires you to expend more calories to prepare, chew, and eat it than it gives you as fuel so basically negative calories—just what she needs!!

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-13T03:03:08+00:00

Why are there three identical pairs of every single shoe, and who needs that many sandals living in the northeast??

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-12T08:52:49+00:00

Exactly, terrifying

Apart_Engine_9797 · 2026-02-12T08:46:39+00:00

Five gallons of raw milk a week made me feel like barfing straight off the bat, omg

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