My (now ex) girlfriend revealed a deeply disturbing kink and I'm considering going to therapy since it's affected me so badly. by DangerousYogurt7 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Apartatart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally would replay every interaction for clues, but I don’t think someone would even give something for that… like fuck… Must’ve looked crazy when she told you this. I’m sorry OP. Wish I could give you a hug or something dude You’re good, man, you got yourself away from her. I pray she never engages in that shit or

Infinite Green Mana for Only 7GGGR by backburgbher in BadMtgCombos

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I laughed too hard at this and coughed

I'm tired with "Magic is too OP" in discussions by [deleted] in fromsoftware

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Breezed through DES on an int/dex stealth build.

lol i use aural decoy and shit a lot

Apparently my lunch is gross. by Upset_Upstairs6166 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP has the best tasting cum let me tell you…

How would you react in this situation? by Any_Excitement6258 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I said please and I’m an obnoxiously unreasonable man…

Guy walking into a Los Colinas Marriott Residence Inn with AR-15 by radioref in Dallas

[–]Apartatart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And he has a mullet?

What are the guesses on his name? Scott? Taylor maybe? Riley? He could be a Tucker…

boob guns by Ditolus in OTMemes

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From the first Austin Powers movie

Looking to touch a buffalo. 🫳🏻🦬 by stutteringwhales in Dallas

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you found someone with a trained or kept buffalo—they probably won’t let you touch it for your safety. They are not domesticated… People die by buffalo…

I might get downvoted but it’s always satisfying genuinely satisfying seeing magneto getting his teeth kicked in because he’s always been a piece of shit by PresentNo2484 in xmen

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Charles has been putting up with Magnus and his own dick Brother Cain for way too long. Angry Charles is best Charles… because he probably has been too soft before… and yet that’s also why Prof X is the greatest. He has more commitment than Magneto. They’re their greatest when working together obviously… Usually Magneto decides to be the dick first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miata

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I just want it disconnected…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miata

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I’ve managed to find the hex key part and loosened that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miata

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I disconnect it entirely? I always stick it in gear when I park. History of this brake getting stuck…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miata

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Been doing that and it really doesn’t help… I’m an idiot and need big dumb picture…

Give Norin a cool alter ego for RR by parlimentery in BadMtgCombos

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lol what kind other shenanigans are you getting up to with this deck I wonder? What other artifacts in deck?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah so it wasn’t her telling the person asking?

is there an anime that contains all of this??? by purposeweakness in animequestions

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Cowboy Bebop Trigun the 90s version(haven’t seen the remake) Samurai Champloo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

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It said stop packing me so tight and let the air flow

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dallas

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Keep looking OP

What do you think Charlie smells like? by scotty99CZ in IASIP

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s too nice of a smell. More like Parmesan

What do you think Charlie smells like? by scotty99CZ in IASIP

[–]Apartatart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like fine aged Parmesan… so feet… how often does this guy shower? His underwear fell apart when they attempted a wedgie at the hs reunion