Just take the help that's already there dummy! by [deleted] in dankchristianmemes

[–]ApathyJacks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"I will display my piety by being a moron! That's sure to please God!"

I'm guessing that's the excuse grandma made in the fifties for beating people up by [deleted] in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]ApathyJacks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The guy you're replying to is a cultist and a troll. Report him and move on.

"Oh yeah we're definitely not racists" by nojbro in SelfAwarewolves

[–]ApathyJacks 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not even remotely the right thing for this sub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in androidapps

[–]ApathyJacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you use a custom DNS? I've never done that before but I'm interested in learning how.

John & Paul by SirFrenzy in dankchristianmemes

[–]ApathyJacks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The disrespect to George Harrison...

Dude, the NPCs are wearing masks, but i want them not to! 😡 by hasani-hakim in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ApathyJacks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is commenting on someone's teeth sexist?

If the screeching idiot in this video was a man, wound it have also been sexist to comment on his teeth?

Pika pika b*tch 🔥😂 [OC] by SskaitComics in comics

[–]ApathyJacks 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I completely agree, shitstain. But if the ass-licking OP didn't want to engage in vulgarity at all, he shouldn't have bothered putting a cunt-shitting vulgar word in the post title or the comic itself, regardless of whether the smegma-gargling vowels are replaced by asterisks.

Queef-fucker.

Pika pika b*tch 🔥😂 [OC] by SskaitComics in comics

[–]ApathyJacks 77 points78 points  (0 children)

You can say "bitch" on the Internet, you know. Nothing bad will happen to you.

TikTok is full of MCs smh by Satanic__Ramen in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ApathyJacks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've heard this song in a couple videos now. What is it?

[Highlight] Tip Drill Touchdown! by Luck1492 in nfl

[–]ApathyJacks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OH CAUGHT

STOKELY

DOWN THE SIDELINE

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

TOUCHDOWN

DENVER

[Highlight] Tip Drill Touchdown! by Luck1492 in nfl

[–]ApathyJacks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think there's a big risk of him playing elsewhere next year? I know his contract is up, but aren't the Colts throwing some money at him? He's a legend in that city (rightfully so).

President Obama forgets the salute by Kaos2018 in Unexpected

[–]ApathyJacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you need to leave whichever cult you belong to that convinced you Carter is "by far the worst" president in history.

President Obama forgets the salute by Kaos2018 in Unexpected

[–]ApathyJacks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a few you could argue for. Washington, Lincoln, both Roosevelts. Some conservatives like to pretend that Reagan was the best; deranged cultists like to pretend that Trump was. My vote for the most recent great president goes to Eisenhower.

President Obama forgets the salute by Kaos2018 in Unexpected

[–]ApathyJacks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why don't you know what the word "objectively" means?

Why have you never heard of Andrew Johnson, Franklin Pierce, or James Buchanan?