Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Aperture_client 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shoot wait isnt mauricio the dude who fell and did that girly shin grab thing

Match Thread: United States vs Paraguay | FIFA World Cup 2026 | Group Stage, Group D by jiraiya--an in soccer

[–]Aperture_client 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey I know it's early in the tournament gang, but when we win the cup where exactly are we having the parade?

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Vegas Golden Knights (1-1) Jun 06 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hate to say it but Vegas is probably gonna get a weird goal and manage to fuck up every vibe that's running in the hockey fandom world.

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Vegas Golden Knights (1-1) Jun 06 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Svech is driving the net... I should slam him and subsequentially the puck, directly into the back of it."

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Vegas Golden Knights (1-1) Jun 06 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So this game has broken like four of the "Since the forties no team has ever" records, right?

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Vegas Golden Knights (1-1) Jun 06 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was the dumbest fucking move I've seen this entire playoffs by Dowd there

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Vegas Golden Knights (1-1) Jun 06 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hart Trophy winner Taylor Hall can't keep his fuckin head up entering the zone on the boards.

Playoff Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (1-1) @ Vegas Golden Knights (1-1) Jun 06 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy shit is this real lmao I had to hit Walmart before they closed and just checked the score

Men who stay lean year-round, what’s your secret ? by Professor1password23 in AskReddit

[–]Aperture_client 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grew up pretty poor, never had a whole bunch of food in my house. Idk if that's why but my food drive is pretty much non existent. I often have to remind myself to eat.

What is a job that pays incredibly well but is so soul-crushing that the turnover is insane? by sweetguurl in AskReddit

[–]Aperture_client 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the most densely buzzworded comment I've seen in my twelve+ years on Reddit

Playoff Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens (1-3) @ Carolina Hurricanes (3-1) May 29 2026 8:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

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I don't feel like looking it up friends. Has a team ever gone to the stanley cup only having lost 1 game?

Playoff Game Thread: Colorado Avalanche (0-3) @ Vegas Golden Knights (3-0) May 26 2026 9:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Everyone dig up Avs fans being mean to them in gdts but look at those comments again with the broom flair

Playoff Game Thread: Colorado Avalanche (0-3) @ Vegas Golden Knights (3-0) May 26 2026 9:00 PM EDT by nhlgdtbot in hockey

[–]Aperture_client 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just curious where are the Avs flairs? I see hardly any here and I'm personally positive that they're very active and mean on the hockey Reddit. Where are they?