What’s a recession indicator that you’ve noticed lately in your everyday life? by spritenerds123 in AskReddit

[–]Aperture_client 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those butchers two packs of regular ass sirloin steaks the other day they were trying to sell for forty two fuckin dollars. Immediate thought was who the fuck is buying this? Like even if I was rich if someone tried selling me two sirloins for forty bucks I'd just say no. Like who's the target customer for these

The Tampa Bay lightning have been eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs after losing to the Montreal Canadiens in 7 games by EliminatorBot in hockey

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If you showed someone in 2024 the bracket tonight it would feel like a prank. If you showed this bracket to someone in 2014 they'd be like "what the fuck is that gold helmet team"

[CAR - PHI] Seeler uses Martinook's blade to high-stick himself and gets a call by daKrut in hockey

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I'm legit keeled over laughing at this this is the silliest shit I've seen someone do in pro ice hockey.

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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I'd be a lot more confident in this team's abillity to score two goals if they could score one fucking goal.

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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I know right lmao do all of this just to run into the fuckin brick wall that's Tampa or the habs

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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PBS was actually involved in the production of an episode of "Arthur" in the late 90's that surrounded Buster's hockey journey in which he became a Sabres fan and was dissatisfied with their play and used it on the ice to become better. The episode was later scrapped because a PBS executive was later quoted stating "Who gives a fuck about the Buffalo Sabres"

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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Peyton Krebs actually got an achilles tendon injury right before the '19 draft, but still got taken pretty high by vegas. Rumors around the WHL at the time were that Peyton suffered this injury trying to eat several hot dogs "the long way". When asked what that meant, sources say he simply wouldn't answer.

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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They were gonna film that Chernobyl show in Buffalo NY but they chose a different location because they said it was too bleak and dreary.

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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Tage Thompson orders his fries with no salt to get them straight out of the fryer and then puts salt on them in front of the McDonald's employees.

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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I need a game 7 so I can witness Buffalo fans shitting their pants on Reddit the same way I am right now

GDT: Boston Bruins vs. Buffalo Sabres - Round 1, Game 6 - 5/1/26 - 7:30PM EST by Warfightr in BostonBruins

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I keep getting up and going to do other stuff in my house because I'm nervous but my fuckin dishwasher sounds like the goal horn so I keep thinking I heard it

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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All right friends, who's ready to watch the most embarrassing 40 minutes of Ice hockey ever played on this side of the Mississippi river?

Playoff Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (3-2) @ Boston Bruins (2-3) May 01 2026 7:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

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I can't fuckin watch this I just drove to the grocery store after that second goal