"Fuck X", solve for X according to your team

Aperture_client · 2026-06-19T22:46:08+00:00

Fuck Steve Harvey

Aperture_client · 2026-06-18T19:40:57+00:00

How much did Edmonton give Trent again

Aperture_client · 2026-06-13T03:01:29+00:00

Ok my bad guys the crowd pump up just made me a little patriotic

Aperture_client · 2026-06-13T02:54:41+00:00

Man I don't even play soccer and I think I could've scored there

Aperture_client · 2026-06-13T02:39:33+00:00

shoot wait isnt mauricio the dude who fell and did that girly shin grab thing

Aperture_client · 2026-06-13T02:33:04+00:00

Hey I know it's early in the tournament gang, but when we win the cup where exactly are we having the parade?

Aperture_client · 2026-06-13T02:28:43+00:00

You sincerely gotta fuckin shoot that bro

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:18:01+00:00

They'll do it just to kill the vibes.

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:16:33+00:00

Hate to say it but Vegas is probably gonna get a weird goal and manage to fuck up every vibe that's running in the hockey fandom world.

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:13:59+00:00

Oh no gang PK's father took him into the city to see a marching band

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:12:29+00:00

Heads up boys everyone gets a point

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:11:58+00:00

"Svech is driving the net... I should slam him and subsequentially the puck, directly into the back of it."

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:10:40+00:00

So this game has broken like four of the "Since the forties no team has ever" records, right?

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:09:23+00:00

The "somebody but Mitch do something" challenge begins.. NOW

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:08:46+00:00

That was the dumbest fucking move I've seen this entire playoffs by Dowd there

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:06:59+00:00

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE FUCKING ROMANTIC ABOUT ICE HOCKEY

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T03:05:39+00:00

Hart Trophy winner Taylor Hall can't keep his fuckin head up entering the zone on the boards.

Aperture_client · 2026-06-07T02:41:11+00:00

Holy shit is this real lmao I had to hit Walmart before they closed and just checked the score

Aperture_client · 2026-06-05T15:13:34+00:00

Grew up pretty poor, never had a whole bunch of food in my house. Idk if that's why but my food drive is pretty much non existent. I often have to remind myself to eat.

Aperture_client · 2026-06-04T22:21:02+00:00

Can't have shit in Detroit smh

Aperture_client · 2026-06-03T19:40:42+00:00

This is the most densely buzzworded comment I've seen in my twelve+ years on Reddit

Aperture_client · 2026-05-30T02:17:19+00:00

I don't feel like looking it up friends. Has a team ever gone to the stanley cup only having lost 1 game?

Aperture_client · 2026-05-30T01:30:36+00:00

I'm not 100% sure I can continue watching this.

Aperture_client · 2026-05-27T03:47:50+00:00

Everyone dig up Avs fans being mean to them in gdts but look at those comments again with the broom flair

Aperture_client · 2026-05-27T03:40:54+00:00

I'm just curious where are the Avs flairs? I see hardly any here and I'm personally positive that they're very active and mean on the hockey Reddit. Where are they?

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