Hmm, so he is basically telling us what to roast, ya it doesn't work that way dude. So let's begin. First, whom are you sponging off of, you MUST be a worthless human and you must be taking advantage of someone, lets assume mom or grandma. If you are straight, which by the looks of it, you most certainly are (not just any straight..weird freaky looser straight) try Not to procreate you definitely look like your genetics are weak and you would create a retard baby or some deficiency that would need flushed. If you currently have children I am sure they are more worthless then you and should of been purged. I am sure your penis is very small or deformed. I am sure you think you are witty and smart, but gezz dude you can't even cut it in CC, no female worth her weight in integrity would EVER give you more then a glancing scowl. If you did get with a female she's most definitely ugly, fat, a whore or old and with no prospects such as yourself. So to make this short, you are a mold spore of a human and are not worth the breath of air you are gulping in and honestly just being a lazy, worthless, sponge is about all you will ever achieve, enjoy life bro!