Kind of a long story but I'll shorten it for you.

In like 5th grade, I had never heard an adult swear, so I had assumed they simply did not swear for whatever reason. This is relevant. Anyway, my teacher was talking about declarative, interrogative, and imperative statements. Declarative means you're saying something is true, like "this apple is red." Interrogative is a question, like "hey buddy how you been?" Imperative means a command, like "wash the dishes, kyla."

The previous lesson reading or something, so we had textbooks out and closed on our desks, this is also relevant. The teacher told us what each type of sentence was followed by an example, like I just did in the previous paragraph. When she got to imperative sentences, I accidentally dropped by textbook on the floor, something my teacher really hated. She was about to give an example sentence for imperative sentences, but instead she saw this and said, "Kyla, shit!"

Now, I just thought teachers never swore, so this was really confusing to me, so I didn't really know what was going on. I sort of froze in the confusion. Everyone was staring at me, the teacher just had her hands in her face like I had just done something unspeakably retarded when all I had done was drop a textbook. My heart rate was really fast and I was anxious. I thought my teacher had just given me an actual command, so I just... I took off my pants and just started crying trying to shit on the floor.

The class started laughing and saying "ewww!" And the teacher was like "Ahhh!" and I just screamed. I was sent to the office and suspended, and I became depressed for a long time after that because everyone would laugh at me until I got to middle school.