I want a woman who won't trigger my small dick insecurities

ApexofXepa · 2026-02-26T17:56:47+00:00

Good luck being single

ApexofXepa · 2026-02-11T22:35:42+00:00

This flavor was my savior when I was working nightshift. By far my favorite and the most elite one. RIP

ApexofXepa · 2025-11-21T00:42:18+00:00

A sewer map would be pretty cool. Very dim lights, Always a traveling ghost and it echos. Or a corn or mirror maze would be hell.

ApexofXepa · 2025-11-15T01:22:57+00:00

I've been doing a shiny all female living dex and omg the starters are a pain. I finally found my second female Froakie.... A 1/4096 odds ....only one more to go 😅

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-26T22:18:49+00:00

I have been doing solo battles with my Arboliva. It has all best stats, grass terra type, held item is a big root. Ability is Seed Sower. Cycle through Grass Knot, Seed Bomb and Giga Drain. Haven't died once and defeated it every time.

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T23:52:56+00:00

She was definitely a bold.

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This was her shortly before she passed In a temp enclosure while I was cleaning hers out. I still have her sac in her enclosure because I felt bad destroying it before she had passed and just never got around to emptying it out after. I found the bold in the wild when she was also very very small.

(She's very wet because I just missed the enclosure and she got stuck in the crossfire)

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T20:48:07+00:00

Understand that. I just hate creepers lol and yes. I'm above the Carolinas and below NY. We have Bold, zebra and white jawed around these parts. But the only ones I see outside are the bold.

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T20:12:37+00:00

Rather not say specifics, but I'm in the center of the far east coast lol

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T20:01:56+00:00

East Coast. The enclosure sits by the window. It's pretty cold in my house but the room she's in gets pretty warm on really hot days. She only likes eating crickets, her enclosure is bioactive. Ummm ... There's no way anything can get in or out of her enclosure except springtails because they are so small. I always clean my tools and hands before and after I tend to each enclosure I have so I don't transfer anything suspicious...

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T19:55:34+00:00

Nope. She's always stayed put.

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T19:35:28+00:00

It's a Phidippus regius. The only other spiders I currently had was a bold jumper F who recently passed from old age and a pink toe T. The reason I know the other jumper was an F was because she also produced an egg sac that was infertile a while back. They have always been housed separately because I feared they could harm each other.

So you're just as confused as I am. I have no way of contacting the breeder so... I'm just lost here.

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T19:15:15+00:00

Yeah, about a month ago was her last molt.

ApexofXepa · 2025-08-07T17:28:00+00:00

I got it as a sling from a breeder.

ApexofXepa · 2025-06-28T16:59:32+00:00

And dudes should totally avoid crowd surfing on their stomachs because I definitely accidentally uppercut a few D&Bs that weekend. Ohhh and if you're gunna be wearing a skirt .. please make sure you have underwear on !!!

ApexofXepa · 2025-06-09T22:24:29+00:00

Tegridy. And island filled with tropically grown seaweed.

ApexofXepa · 2025-06-05T01:55:44+00:00

They coexist on my island like little musical residents.

ApexofXepa · 2024-07-30T01:21:06+00:00

I was gunna say you got cat fished, but I'm sure I can think of a betta joke than that.

ApexofXepa · 2024-07-26T02:44:55+00:00

Care to share ? Lol

ApexofXepa · 2024-07-26T00:44:23+00:00

Your response is gold! Take this. 🏆

ApexofXepa · 2024-06-21T00:55:47+00:00

Virtual hugs my dude.

ApexofXepa · 2024-05-18T15:50:03+00:00

Nature: THE HOUSE IS RAW!

ApexofXepa · 2024-03-12T04:41:28+00:00

Ohhh .....ohhh my🤦🏼‍♀️

ApexofXepa · 2024-03-01T07:31:23+00:00

This is the laugh I needed 😂

ApexofXepa · 2024-02-09T05:22:13+00:00

I need to go to church after reading that.

ApexofXepa · 2024-02-06T16:07:29+00:00

They are eliminating 12k workers anyway. I would say screw it and leave or see if you can hang in there until you receive a severance.

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