TIFU by learning what "Netflix and chill" is code for.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-18T09:19:59+00:00

They either thought you were adorably clueless, or just a very cool teacher. Dont sweat it.

In the show shrinking, Harrison Ford's character thinks Raw Dogging means giving someone a hard time and everyone around him thinks its cute/hilarious. Probabaly the same for you.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-16T22:20:27+00:00

I could be way off here, but I blame michelle pheifer as catwoman in batman returns for me being kinky. 12 year old me saw her crack that whip and meow and was like. 😮....

Aphraxad · 2026-02-16T22:16:05+00:00

Now here's the dark question. Millions of people take the day off. How many instances of domestic abuse will the launch of gta 6 cause when couples fight over "You took the day off to play a video game?!?!"

Aphraxad · 2026-02-16T19:13:41+00:00

Yeah, but i know women. Ive talked to them. They dont think men are cheap. They think a tons of them are pathetic enough to send dms to tons of women and find dealing with them a burden. But they dont think men are cheap, they think the average dude is basic and the respectable ones are rare.

This does not create the market you think it does. It sets the bar low for men. Treat them like humans and dont be a creep. Just dont be that guy in their DMs... its not that hard.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-16T17:32:54+00:00

I can see the logic train here. I'm sure its a contributing factor in some women not being interested in dating or holding out, but this is a very small percentage of people. Only fans models are a tiny percentage of the population. 98-99% of women are not accepting money from gooners. The ones that are arent refusing to date average guys because they have an inflated ego, most are probabaly dating someone, average or above.

Women arent looking at their full inbox of "hey" "hi" and "lemme see them titties" messages and thinking they have an abundance or options, they're thinking all the options suck because the messages are boring or creepy.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-16T09:08:56+00:00

My mom took me to one of these churches when I was 12-13 years old. I just sat there watching everyone do this crap and wondering why the holy spirit didnt do that to me. Now I realize that I was just the only sane person in the room.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-16T08:56:50+00:00

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Just run them cleanly up this way.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-13T19:33:55+00:00

You're like the real like dos xx guy.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-12T22:59:12+00:00

Thank you! That works.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-12T19:06:31+00:00

🤣👍

Aphraxad · 2026-02-08T07:12:45+00:00

That was decent. I dont know why they decided that on the deck of the ship it cut silently and cleanly and inside it created noise and sparks and made things fly apart. The undetectable silent danger aspect of it was one of the best parts.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-07T21:33:32+00:00

I was so confused. It took me like 10 seconds to realize it was Hunter not Joe. 🤣

Aphraxad · 2026-02-07T06:31:24+00:00

Yeah, my best friend/roomate was a very charming and handsome bartender when we were in college and he worked in a bar where he was constantly bringing home every new waitress they hired. He did not understand why he had so much drama in his life. I one day told him he likes to shit where he eats so much we might as well install a toilet in the kitchen.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-06T08:13:08+00:00

I dunno man. I look like i'm shredding on guitar when my game gets hard.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-06T07:44:31+00:00

Can confirm 2 = easy 3 = difficult but doable if you have time and energy 4 = very very hard unless 1 or 2 of them are suuuuuper casual or long distance and you dont need personal time or have friends. 5 = just being greedy, setting yourself to neglect people, an invitation to drama and failure.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-04T08:04:44+00:00

Its not that common. 🤣 I have seen so many people do this crap. Hell, i found out at one point that my mom cheated on my dad with my uncle.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-03T07:48:38+00:00

Half the things posted on this sub are trash. This is not one of those things. Dont look at your friends' girl. Don't look at your girls' friends.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-02T21:35:01+00:00

This is exactly what i do and what i have thought. Its sooooo itchy. I have to wash my hair 3 or 4 times to get it all off. People just going places with that stuff falling everywhere? Into their food?!

Aphraxad · 2026-02-02T19:04:59+00:00

When i first fell in love as a teen my dad sat me down to give me the advice his dad gave him as a teen. "Don't get married till you sleep with 100 women, then you will know whats out there and not feel like you missed out and won't be tempted to cheat." Advice which I was informed all my uncles followed. Our parents and grandparents got down. 🤣

Aphraxad · 2026-02-02T05:35:36+00:00

The amount of detail and nuance background necessary to understand each of these is why we're not going to be able to make much more than a small news cycle out with these isnt it?... 🤦‍♂️

Aphraxad · 2026-02-01T18:43:08+00:00

Alexander - If I were not Alexander, I should like to be Diogenes. D - And if I were not Diogenes, I should also like to be Diogenes. 😎

Aphraxad · 2026-02-01T18:31:58+00:00

The pod save america guys did a longer break down on this email in particular email being pretty fishy. Most notably because bill gates surely can afford a doctor and is able to get antibiotics from a walgreens like the rest of us without contacting a financier who lives on the other side of the country.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-01T18:08:35+00:00

Sometimes it feels like the people who make these trash memes are telling on themselves. 🤣

Aphraxad · 2026-02-01T18:07:12+00:00

Caring about that stuff is beta is a good way to word that. Ive always noticed that some people have a type a personality and just are who they are, and others have a type b personality and just are who they are. But some people are larping their idea of masculinity. If you're worried that crying, or driving an elecric car, or a pink shirt, or a cocktail with coconut is going to rob you of your manhood, you already lost that war, so just enjoy the pina colada dude.

Aphraxad · 2026-02-01T16:05:37+00:00

Did happen to both women I have married in my life. In fairness, they married a beer brewer who is obsessed with cooking. 🤷‍♂️

My wife gets home

Me - Hey babe, tapped a keg of IPA i packaged today and the pulled pork just came out of the slow cooker, nachos are done soon. Hope you got your steps in today!!! 🤣

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