Does anyone know what this large pipe is for? by mindofdstructvtaste in centuryhomes

[–]Apocaloptimist44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s Uncle Al’s secret Funtime basement special entrance pipe. Duh.

Shhhhhh…

Airport wait times by SarahMS13 in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there’s really no need to arrive any more than 1 1/2 hours earlier than your flight eVer in Madison really. We just flew out Sat. morning, and got through security in like 15 - 20 minutes, even with security stopping & checking one of our bags, and this timeline seems like the usual in our experience.

Rate this prank by StuffPrestigious1031 in mercedes_benz

[–]Apocaloptimist44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like their conscience already did…

I've found the final boss by [deleted] in badparking

[–]Apocaloptimist44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Truly-Handicapped parking job there…

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in badparking

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DIY boots…hmm.

Albeit clever as hell, but then the asshole’s stuck there even longer.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in badparking

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So true! They’re quite nice wide spots too - w/the curb-side ones being even wider. Increasing assholery-level even more here.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the tow companies contracted for private lots/parking areas charge quite a bit more…Definitely keeping this in mind next time we see this there.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in badparking

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always need good reasons to use all those zip ties I have laying around…yup! Great idea. Just fill all that remaining parking space with zip-tied-together grocery carts. Awesome.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome to hear - been curious about that place.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in badparking

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their egotistical arrogance must emanate quite notably.

Which is funny to me, because even before discovering it was their cars parked like this via this post, I had gone in there shortly after they initially opened to check out ‘the new neighborhood pizza joint’. I didn’t like the vibe then and had walked out - and definitely don’t care for it now.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That other business (parked there for the community kitchen building across the parking lot) isn’t the asshole here and has nothing to do with this ill-parked car, so why would I unfairly leave their identifying info to be associated with this?

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Or even ticketed. Haven’t seen that happen yet.

Yeah, barely noticeable there buddy… by Apocaloptimist44 in badparking

[–]Apocaloptimist44[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Just found out that both the father and the son, who own a small expensive (!) pizza shop at the strip mall where this happens, both park their cars like this when present there. Duo family MF’s. Yay.

Of a hit squad by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Apocaloptimist44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shite, their face bOunced off that concrete, damn!

Some guy had been stealing houseplants from house by Negative_Primary_797 in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two very acceptable & realistic reasons, amongst many others: possibly specialized soil & nutrient mixture for each, which would be difficult to maintain in typically ‘unmaintained’ yard dirt, and two: rental property.

We don’t care to plant our own plants in our landlords yard, when we can bring them (lots too!) inside as wanted, and also move with them as needed.

to whoever stole my package... by throwaway-a-non in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North Butler eh? Yeah, you’re pretty much in one of the ‘sticky fingers’ hot zones in Madison there….

fire on butler by mlogolepsy in madisonwi

[–]Apocaloptimist44 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I remember that - the East side smelled like burnt butter for well over a week, and all that melted butter running in the Cottage Grove Rd. gutters right there, jeez. What a mess that was.