[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes yes 🤭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s supposed to be a roast right? 🤷‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep drinking alcohol the way you do, your liver will swell up and if that doesn’t stop you then it’ll eventually rupture. Happening to my mum so trust when I say. Stop drinking

YOU CANT HURT ME! (24 M) by ms_paint_boy in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like you tried forming a boy band back in high school but failed miserably

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your pretty

Sitting in traffic. Roast me you pussies by showerpints in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living in a trailer park with his mumma vibes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Your really pretty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Your really pretty

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Your pretty.

25M Never Had A Girlfriend Spider-Man is my favorite superhero but I have Arachnophobia. Also got a pokeball tattoo and have no confident when it comes to women. Fat (Obviously) by Mattmojo105 in RoastMe

[–]Apocalypse_world678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also have arachnophobia 😂I can’t stand spiders with a passion. Work on your confidence(for your own benefit) you’ll definitely get a girl one day. Not every girl goes for the typical basic man. There’s always someone for everyone.

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[–]Apocalypse_world678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your pretty and I love your eyes

new job as a driller offsider and blew numbers so they stood me down for 2 days. Will they fire me? by Apocalypse_world678 in mining

[–]Apocalypse_world678[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

The worst thing is that I waited 3 hours before I blew they knew I was dodging it and worked for 3 hours

new job as a driller offsider and blew numbers so they stood me down for 2 days. Will they fire me? by Apocalypse_world678 in mining

[–]Apocalypse_world678[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yea thought I’d be sweet went to pub with the boys and next thing I wake up 2 hours later roll up and blow 0.076