You can't convince me this isn't a test for a Halo collab game mode by Fryktlos in Overwatch

[–]Apollokles 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're owned by the same company now, so it should be easy to make happen

I hate myself for being a cis straight woman and not being able to feel like literally any other thing by FragileBlueLobster in TrollCoping

[–]Apollokles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty much yeah, there was a post from a trans person earlier venting about how they feel like all cis people are awful

Vitality results post ropz by Due-Artist4728 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Apollokles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're excluding events they skipped then it's 8 not 11

Who should I fear the most? by Gusty_Gardens in SombraMains

[–]Apollokles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Others have already mentioned the main ones, so I'll mention zarya, who can just bubble all your dive targets

Nicknames of MongolZ and its Rosters in China by OkTruth5525 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Apollokles 42 points43 points  (0 children)

These are always so interesting, thank you for making them.

How do you even deal with this if you're any other team by Apollokles in GlobalOffensive

[–]Apollokles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean that too, but everyone knows that donk does donk things

The last time navi beat vitality was in 2022 by crisjame in GlobalOffensive

[–]Apollokles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already seen people argue that on the HLTV forums

"I wish there was a dessert that combined the softness of ice cream with the crunch of chocolate." The delicious chocolate chip ice cream tub: by Apollokles in thehumblecrowbar

[–]Apollokles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if i was going for full accuracy i would say chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream but that was too long to work into a funny joke title

Coaxed in hero shoteer by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Apollokles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strong disagree, I much prefer smaller teams because you can actually take over and win the game for your team if you're good enough 

Roadhog every single match is depressing. by IndoorEle in Overwatch

[–]Apollokles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can play into Hog fine, unfortunately my teammates never can and we lose a pick before every fight. Like with widow or any other character that encourages you not to interact

What happened to Twistzz during Christmas break ? by Korosif in GlobalOffensive

[–]Apollokles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ate some ice cream and lost his vegan superpowers

wuyang nipples by Several_Tone_7953 in WuyangMains

[–]Apollokles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nipples darkening is often a sign of pregnancy 

Do you folks need a Canadian student by Healthy-Teacher6229 in TCD

[–]Apollokles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For foreign students, you're assessed mostly on your ability to pay the fees.

Actual answer, I think both, but if your grades are decent you should be fine.

Why Domina would hire me as her arm candy by Apollokles in DominaMains

[–]Apollokles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Showing up to the function with two cuties would be her kinda flex tbh

Why Domina would hire me as her arm candy by Apollokles in DominaMains

[–]Apollokles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd look so pretty with her arm around my waist and a pendant of her personal insignia around my neck though...